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[sarcasticslytherins]

Fred: whomst’d’ve consumed my ice juice?

Hermione: should I call the exorcist?

George: I hath consumed the ocean sauce

Ginny: call the exorcist

[spinningblueball]

Our Amazing Solar System

[mxxnbby]

Love You 3000🌌

[natowe]

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IG: nat.owe || T: natnatowe || pillowfort: natowe (I do commissions!)

[reducto1art]

I was very stressful and got some bit of health problems for a while after I made myself too busy and took in too much stupid art jobs. I lost the passion of drawing stuff so I stopped everything for a period of time.

For anyone who knows me, Tony Stark a.k.a. Iron Man is always my favourite character in MARVEL. Words cannot express how heartbroken I was when I saw him sacrificed himself in End Game. 

Through this drawing I felt like it was a process of healing, both the grieving of Tony Stark and myself :’-(

[alyssinmymind]

The sun will shine on us again Credit : lastangel17th 使徒子

In case you missed these amazing drawings

[cactusesi]

Whatever it takes 

[hackedmotionsensors]

you know like that one great video lol

i want posters of waifu tony

[brilcrist]

*painting nonstop for almost 20 hours* That Endgame trailer is killing me. I need to redraw that scene or else i would be in pain till April… TTATT

[i-larb-you]

The Avengers & Co. as Shit My Friends Have Said

Tony Stark:

“My life is an ‘oops’ command.”

“Oh boy, 3am! Except you don’t get krabby patties you just get… depression.”

“Wake up America, science is gay.”

“Purgatory is hell for basic bitches.”

“How high would I have to drop 280 bananas for it to kill me?”

“I’m depressed, stressed, and ready to diiiiiiiiiiiie.”

“Knock knock. Who’s there? Is that the depression?”

“Shhh let me blame my Irresponsible sleeping habits on the sex squirrels.”

“Stop objectifying me. Or don’t, I’m not really sure.”

“Just let me do the alcohol!”

“I peaked as a zygote.”

“I’m not a person, I’m more of a sad sack of pasta.”

“Scientifically, dude, that’s big dick energy. Trust me, I know. I’m a science major.”

Steve Rogers:

“Just because you AmeriCAN doesn’t mean you AmeriSHOULD.”

*eating a peanut butter pie from Wegman’s* “I’ve never had sex, but this has to be better.”

“Have you ever been on the lam?”

“LETS GO AMERICA WHAT A TIME TO BE GAY”

“I had sex with a girl once. And by sex I mean I stared at her until she got uncomfortable.”

“Not with money, with my fists.”

“Use your penis wisely!”

“I’m a human icepack! It’s fine!”

Natasha Romanoff:

“It’s not murder if the ice cream does it.”

“I’m a certified bitchTM.”

*said with hella shade* “Honey, I knew you in 2015 and you did not look like that.”

“All you need is Disney World and sex, preferably sex at Disney World.”

“I am a little petite skinny-ass white bitch and I’m not scared of Chicago. It’s not that scary!”

Clint Barton:

“Wine is like the liquid ghosts of dead grapes.”

“TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!“

“You sent her over here to touch me!”

“Caw-caw bitch!”

“This is why I love being on the floor. I can spread out like a starfish.”

“I’m gonna eat in the sammich.”

Bruce Banner:

“You know what, if it doesn’t work out, I’m just gonna move to Peru and be a goat farmer.”

“By default that makes you 10% less smarter.”

“Sometimes I wish I was a platypus.”

“You are not you when you’re Snickers.”

“Chem is basically memorization and math… Bio is all memorization and physics is all math… oh my god.”

“Like, 27% of the time, I just wanna drop everything and go live alone in a cave just to avoid people, you know?”

Thor:

“Bagels are the only things that should be separate but equal.”

“It doesn’t make sense… but I understand.”

“I have the power of God and Potassium on my side!!!!!”

“The only thing we snort is the smell of old books.”

“Whoooaaaaa… Lip syncing is just air vocals.”

“Deer are basically just giant horse dogs.”

“OUT OF THE 1 UNIVERSE 9 PLANETS 7 SEAS SEVEN CONTINENTS 809 ISLANDS AND 208 COUNTRIES U HAVE TO THROW ME UNDER THE BUS!”

Sam Wilson:

“Everything you need to know in life you can learn from two movies: The Lion King and The Godfather.”

“The government didn’t invent birds!”

“I can feel the racism, it’s radiating. Like greenhouse gasses.”

“People don’t think shit be like it do, but it do.”

“Can I offer you an earbud in these trying times?”

Wanda Maximoff:

“This bitch has glowing eyes!… This bitch! Has glowing eyes!!!”

“I’m not a virus, guys. You can sit down.”

“I’m having a hard time existing today.”

Rhodey:

“I want a gun that shoots tiny guns that shoots tiny guns that shoots tiny bullets.”

“Step 1: Apply physical contact to the friend area.”

“I got bitch-slapped by Jesus on a roller-coaster.”

Vision:

“Am I a Barbie doll or a Tonka truck?”

“It’s a Girl Scout badge for my brain.”

“I feel weird without my butt.”

“I am fake people.”

“It was dabomb dot… edu. I’m educated.”

“I guess I’m a plant. *Holds out arms and looks to the sun* PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!”

Peter Parker:

“Look, all of the money we’re not spending on alcohol… we can spend on fruit snacks.”

“Chicken is just an evolved egg.”

“Guys… I can feel that apple juice in my nose.”

“What if you had hot dogs for arms?”

“Guys… what if you woke up one day and had dick fingers?”

“This bitch cute… YEET!”

“Snocks.”

*Encouraging friend to eat a brownie* “Oh, come on! We don’t have to worry about heart disease for a few more decades!”

“The only thing I have ever used my twitter for was to live tweet high school musical at the ten year reunion, so I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

*takes a long sip of a Capri Sun* “You gotta fuck the system… before the system… fucks you.”

Loki:

“I can stab Anyone with Anything because I believe in Jesus Christ.”

“I am uncultured, I am swine, get the fuck over it.”

“I have two emotions: harp and hatred.”

“I’m feeling very stabby.”

Pepper Potts:

“I’m officially The Business BitchTM.”

“Oh good. Oh grand. Oh fuck my life.”

*distressed* “I can’t eat. I’m a woman.”

Bucky Barnes:

“We are all the murder scarf.”

*when asked how they got a smoothie* “I killed a man.”

“I’ll have you know, I am the resident fish.”

“Who I am I?”

*happily* “Looks like there’s some internal bleeding going on.”

“Oh look! Dead people.”

“You look like you murdered the Cookie Monster!”

Scott Lang:

“What if I did an armed robbery… but instead of asking for money, I ask for cellos.”

[hundredthousands]

2018/12/8

Well, I feel like that was the shot I’ve been waiting my whole life to paint, so I did. Tony + galaxy, in watercolours. I think I will do an alternate version, and then I will give away the two originals (for shipping costs). 

[wandaposting]

# most powerful magic users

[brilcrist]

MUST DRAW THAT #Endgame SCENE OR ELSE I WON’T BE ABLE TO SLEEP TAT

[phoebe-does]

a piece of advice my dad gave me and I’ve never forgotten is, “if you won’t worry about it in 4 months, don’t worry about it now.” saved me countless times, it’s a philosophy to adopt and help improve your life. Failed a test? ask yourself if you’ll think about this still in 4 months? Made a fool of yourself in public? I doubt even the people who saw it will remember it past today. Know you could have done better? Ran further? don’t beat yourself up over it, you can do better tomorrow. Don’t overthink things, a lot of negatives matter less than you think they do.

[rdjlock]

fanart 

[dererumvita-art]

A short story about Persephone’s myth that I wrote this summer.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Hey OP… I ADORE this

[crankynovi]

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