Fred: whomstâdâve consumed my ice juice?
Hermione: should I call the exorcist?
George: I hath consumed the ocean sauce
Ginny: call the exorcist
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Fred: whomstâdâve consumed my ice juice?
Hermione: should I call the exorcist?
George: I hath consumed the ocean sauce
Ginny: call the exorcist
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I was very stressful and got some bit of health problems for a while after I made myself too busy and took in too much stupid art jobs. I lost the passion of drawing stuff so I stopped everything for a period of time.
For anyone who knows me, Tony Stark a.k.a. Iron Man is always my favourite character in MARVEL. Words cannot express how heartbroken I was when I saw him sacrificed himself in End Game.Â
Through this drawing I felt like it was a process of healing, both the grieving of Tony Stark and myself :â-(
The sun will shine on us again Credit : lastangel17th äœżćŸć
In case you missed these amazing drawings
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you know like that one great video lol
i want posters of waifu tony
*painting nonstop for almost 20 hours* That Endgame trailer is killing me. I need to redraw that scene or else i would be in pain till April⊠TTATT
The Avengers & Co. as Shit My Friends Have Said
Tony Stark:
âMy life is an âoopsâ command.â
âOh boy, 3am! Except you donât get krabby patties you just get⊠depression.â
âWake up America, science is gay.â
âPurgatory is hell for basic bitches.â
âHow high would I have to drop 280 bananas for it to kill me?â
âIâm depressed, stressed, and ready to diiiiiiiiiiiie.â
âKnock knock. Whoâs there? Is that the depression?â
âShhh let me blame my Irresponsible sleeping habits on the sex squirrels.â
âStop objectifying me. Or donât, Iâm not really sure.â
âJust let me do the alcohol!â
âI peaked as a zygote.â
âIâm not a person, Iâm more of a sad sack of pasta.â
âScientifically, dude, thatâs big dick energy. Trust me, I know. Iâm a science major.â
Steve Rogers:
âJust because you AmeriCAN doesnât mean you AmeriSHOULD.â
*eating a peanut butter pie from Wegmanâs* âIâve never had sex, but this has to be better.â
âHave you ever been on the lam?â
âLETS GO AMERICA WHAT A TIME TO BE GAYâ
âI had sex with a girl once. And by sex I mean I stared at her until she got uncomfortable.â
âNot with money, with my fists.â
âUse your penis wisely!â
âIâm a human icepack! Itâs fine!â
Natasha Romanoff:
âItâs not murder if the ice cream does it.â
âIâm a certified bitchTM.â
*said with hella shade* âHoney, I knew you in 2015 and you did not look like that.â
âAll you need is Disney World and sex, preferably sex at Disney World.â
âI am a little petite skinny-ass white bitch and Iâm not scared of Chicago. Itâs not that scary!â
Clint Barton:
âWine is like the liquid ghosts of dead grapes.â
âTRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!â
âYou sent her over here to touch me!â
âCaw-caw bitch!â
âThis is why I love being on the floor. I can spread out like a starfish.â
âIâm gonna eat in the sammich.â
Bruce Banner:
âYou know what, if it doesnât work out, Iâm just gonna move to Peru and be a goat farmer.â
âBy default that makes you 10% less smarter.â
âSometimes I wish I was a platypus.â
âYou are not you when youâre Snickers.â
âChem is basically memorization and math⊠Bio is all memorization and physics is all math⊠oh my god.â
âLike, 27% of the time, I just wanna drop everything and go live alone in a cave just to avoid people, you know?â
Thor:
âBagels are the only things that should be separate but equal.â
âIt doesnât make sense⊠but I understand.â
âI have the power of God and Potassium on my side!!!!!â
âThe only thing we snort is the smell of old books.â
âWhoooaaaaa⊠Lip syncing is just air vocals.â
âDeer are basically just giant horse dogs.â
âOUT OF THE 1 UNIVERSE 9 PLANETS 7 SEAS SEVEN CONTINENTS 809 ISLANDS AND 208 COUNTRIES U HAVE TO THROW ME UNDER THE BUS!â
Sam Wilson:
âEverything you need to know in life you can learn from two movies: The Lion King and The Godfather.â
âThe government didnât invent birds!â
âI can feel the racism, itâs radiating. Like greenhouse gasses.â
âPeople donât think shit be like it do, but it do.â
âCan I offer you an earbud in these trying times?â
Wanda Maximoff:
âThis bitch has glowing eyes!⊠This bitch! Has glowing eyes!!!â
âIâm not a virus, guys. You can sit down.â
âIâm having a hard time existing today.â
Rhodey:
âI want a gun that shoots tiny guns that shoots tiny guns that shoots tiny bullets.â
âStep 1: Apply physical contact to the friend area.â
âI got bitch-slapped by Jesus on a roller-coaster.â
Vision:
âAm I a Barbie doll or a Tonka truck?â
âItâs a Girl Scout badge for my brain.â
âI feel weird without my butt.â
âI am fake people.â
âIt was dabomb dot⊠edu. Iâm educated.â
âI guess Iâm a plant. *Holds out arms and looks to the sun* PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!â
Peter Parker:
âLook, all of the money weâre not spending on alcohol⊠we can spend on fruit snacks.â
âChicken is just an evolved egg.â
âGuys⊠I can feel that apple juice in my nose.â
âWhat if you had hot dogs for arms?â
âGuys⊠what if you woke up one day and had dick fingers?â
âThis bitch cute⊠YEET!â
âSnocks.â
*Encouraging friend to eat a brownie* âOh, come on! We donât have to worry about heart disease for a few more decades!â
âThe only thing I have ever used my twitter for was to live tweet high school musical at the ten year reunion, so I have no idea what youâre talking about.â
*takes a long sip of a Capri Sun* âYou gotta fuck the system⊠before the system⊠fucks you.â
Loki:
âI can stab Anyone with Anything because I believe in Jesus Christ.â
âI am uncultured, I am swine, get the fuck over it.â
âI have two emotions: harp and hatred.â
âIâm feeling very stabby.â
Pepper Potts:
âIâm officially The Business BitchTM.â
âOh good. Oh grand. Oh fuck my life.â
*distressed* âI canât eat. Iâm a woman.â
Bucky Barnes:
âWe are all the murder scarf.â
*when asked how they got a smoothie*Â âI killed a man.â
âIâll have you know, I am the resident fish.â
âWho I am I?â
*happily*Â âLooks like thereâs some internal bleeding going on.â
âOh look! Dead people.â
âYou look like you murdered the Cookie Monster!â
Scott Lang:
âWhat if I did an armed robbery⊠but instead of asking for money, I ask for cellos.â
2018/12/8
Well, I feel like that was the shot Iâve been waiting my whole life to paint, so I did. Tony + galaxy, in watercolours. I think I will do an alternate version, and then I will give away the two originals (for shipping costs).Â
# most powerful magic users
MUST DRAW THAT #Endgame SCENE OR ELSE I WONâT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TAT
a piece of advice my dad gave me and Iâve never forgotten is, âif you wonât worry about it in 4 months, donât worry about it now.â saved me countless times, itâs a philosophy to adopt and help improve your life. Failed a test? ask yourself if youâll think about this still in 4 months? Made a fool of yourself in public? I doubt even the people who saw it will remember it past today. Know you could have done better? Ran further? donât beat yourself up over it, you can do better tomorrow. Donât overthink things, a lot of negatives matter less than you think they do.
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A short story about Persephoneâs myth that I wrote this summer.
Hey OP⊠I ADORE this