we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
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AnasAbdin

Origami Around

#extradirty
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noise dept.
KIROKAZE
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Cosmic Funnies

oozey mess
DEAR READER

if i look back, i am lost
Keni

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@cadbur
please god watch this right now
switched sans theory
mike, the board
the college undertale humans in deltarune AUs ive been seeing around are absolutely delightful and i really wanted to get something of my own out there. perhaps with someone yellow :D
felt a mighty need to animate, Susie be upon Ye
[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]
gertrude
[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]
I really wasn't prepared to see just how accurate the depiction of this cat was in that other post. :')
Always wanted to see Alisaie in RDM set. :)
Now available as a print from my etsy shop!
unironically the only motivational poster that has ever worked for me
For all the MTG fans, if you know, then you know.
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I will give the short version of this explanation, other people can come up with a fuller version if they like.
It's the finals of a high-stakes Magic the Gathering tournament. Player A has won Round 1 by using the card in the meme, "Borborygmos Enraged". Specifically, they used the last line of the card, "Discard a land card: Borborygmos Enraged deals 3 damage to target creature or player", by discarding a whole bunch of land cards and dealing a whole bunch of damage to Player B.
After the first round of a Magic tournament game, each player has the opportunity to swap cards between their main deck and their side deck. Most players use their main deck for a general-purpose game, and then fill their side deck with things that specifically counteract whatever their opponent is doing.
At this particular tournament, Player B had a card in their side deck called "Pithing Needle". To simplify the text of Pithing Needle, it basically says "When you play Pithing Needle, name any card. Abilities of the named card can't be activated." Player B swaps several copies of Pithing Needle into their main deck.
In Round 2 of the tournament, Player B plays Pithing Needle early in the game, and names "Borborygmos". What he wants to happen is that, if Player A plays Borborygmos Enraged, the Pithing Needle will prevent Player A from activating the ability to discard a whole bunch of land cards and deal a whole bunch of damage to Player B.
Player A, being a sneaky bastard, notices that Player B didn't say "Borborygmos Enraged" when he played Pithing Needle. He said "Borborygmos". Player A also remembers that "Borborygmos Enraged" (originally released in 2013) is the second card that features the character Borborygmos, and that there was a card released in 2006 that was simply called "Borborygmos".
Player A therefore goes ahead with his game plan completely unaffected by the Pithing Needle. He plays Borborygmos Enraged, discards a bunch of land cards, and deals a whole bunch of damage to Player B.
Player B, of course, objects to this, saying that the Pithing Needle prevents the damage. Player A points out that the Pithing Needle is not preventing him from activating the abilities of "Borborygmos Enraged" from 2013, it is preventing him from activating the abilities of "Borborygmos" from 2006.
Both players are fully aware that Player B was talking about "Borborygmos Enraged" when he played the Pithing Needle, but because Player B never said the word "Enraged", the tournament judge rules in Player A's favour. The Pithing Needle is ignored, the damage from Borborygmos Enraged goes through, and Player A wins the tournament.
Everyone hates this and Wizards of the Coast implement an official "close enough is good enough" policy for any "name a card" card in tournaments.
i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.
Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is
The Essential Worker (heavily implied)
Forgot to post these here
Has someone done this yet
soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again