I don't know what to put here

I don't really stick to one topic. I tag some stuff at /tags

[senatortedcruz]

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[cicadaland]

[cade-a-way]

[depsidase]

[sacred-portal]

[cade-a-way]

Went to see a movie. The teenagers in my row talked through the entire thing, then later rated it a 0/10 because they "didn't get it".

[teathattast]

[6mayhem]

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[cade-a-way]

If a celeb gets noticeable plastic surgery, everyone gets upset and asks "why can't you just age gracefully?".

But when a 50+ year old celeb still looks like they're in their 20's, everyone starts making comments about how they must be a vampire, or how being unproblematic makes you immune to aging.

[log6]

is he, you know, [making a gesture that strangely perfectly conveys the sadness of a child orphaned by a car accident]

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[viralfrog]

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[ecstasemen]

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

[ecstasemen]

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)