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[dogpuppy]

[hotgirlcastiel]

[ratboy-tummy-deactivated2026022]

This is still the funniest thing to come out of Bugsnax

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

[yugirimistwalker]

i tried drawing this iconic post 😊

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

looks great!

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

if you look up “statue” on amazon, the top result is a statue of a lady and a skeleton fucking

[aliveontuesday]

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here

[itmeansalot]

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[bish0ps]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[chrisweedpiano]

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[ycable]

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

[shiftythrifting]

I apologized in advance to the cashier for getting these at the same time. They couldn't stop laughing. From a Goodwill

[catgirl-kaiju]

Items that convince you to assassinate the rest of the Beatles

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

[koth-harvest-final]

i love close reading and i hate fun

[intercal]

some social media manager at doordash has been tagging T-Pain (the rapper) thinking that they're tagging some New Zealand soccer player this is funny as fuck