Caesar?! I didn't even know her!

they/them // proud gay person // lover of horrible puns // really bad at this "social media thing"

[suzuki-left-hand-method-deactiv]

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

[wearyewe]

No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet! 

hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.

[metallikato]

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too! 

[peppermintfeminist]

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

[fuckyeahsexpositivity]

Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!

–BB

[dearevanhansenofficial]

They range from 1 to 96 and hail from 829 cities and 39 countries. Thank you to the fans who are part of our new 360 video for #YouWillBeFound.

[coolguymcdudebro]

based on me and my friends senior quotes lol

[thoodleoo]

useless ancient roman law facts

if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day

you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore

no wailing allowed at funerals

also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy

if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree

however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it

if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to

[thoodleoo]

#…if these are actually true im gonna scream (via @dragonchantant)

they are indeed real! they’re from the twelve tables, a roman law text so old that it’s hard for even people who are well-versed in latin to read by the text is archaic (also half of it is missing but whatever)

while we’re on the subject, here are some more good ones that i forgot to put in:

the penalty for writing a song slandering someone (it’s very specific on the song bit) is getting clubbed to death

if you hurt someone (or if you just sort of inconvenience them) through magic arts, the penalty for that is also death

however if you maim someone’s limb through normal limb-maiming processes you just sort of have to figure things out between yourselves

if there’s a road right next to your property, feel free to build a fence around it to prevent people from driving into it, but if you don’t build your own fence then tough shit

if you waste all your money you can legally be prevented from wasting even more of your money

if you’re a woman and you live with a man for a year, that technically makes you married, unless you spend three successive nights at somewhere other than his house, in which case you’re not married i guess

[caesaridontevenknowher]

I love these and can verify that some of them are true we talk about these laws in Latin class!

[remade-at-alexsbf-deactivated20]

A young mother walks her son to hot topic

[danielhowell]

‪mfw i scroll down the timeline with all my flawless friends and try to take a hundred selfies but they’re all ugly and just accept i’m a rat‬

[theropegeek-deactivated20170722]

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[pr1nceshawn]

Taking Public Transit: Day 1 vs Day 101.

[republicansareahategroup]

I don’t get the last one e.e

[museumnelson]

If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason

[aprillikesthings]

^^^^^ 

[rafawriter]

[wearewarpriest]

Aehmttw I don’t know how to pronounce that.

[darkersolstice]

Oooh, this one actually works for me. Ceilosst.

[libraford]

Eel. 

My fantasy name is Eel. 

Thanks. 

[wishyroses]

Hope you don’t mind me calling you Eel forever now? Cool. Mine is…. Eelswy

[teawiththegods]

Okay so I can either do Aceijss or Eeijss or Ejss…..I can’t pronounce any of those.

[bronzewitchhazel]

@seafoambeauty I’d pronounce our names /ai-yiss/

[teawiththegods]

@bronzewitchhazel oooo I like that!

[rifa]

Aaden? Huh.

[elvencryptid-archived-deactivat]

Ahins

[caesaridontevenknowher]

Mine is Aadin

[jupiter-angelic-deactivated2019]

Do you ever just

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[suviliaska-deactivated20170903]

my first digital art! Don’t quite have the hang of shading yet but eh

[maniacardigan]

shit tier: tweeting brendon 2 play PO songs live again

god tier: studying hard in highschool, getting into an ivy league school, studying something related to science/engineering, getting a 5.0 gpa, becoming the top 1% of your cohort, getting an internship at NASA, putting When the Day Met the Night AND Nothern Downpour on the OFFICIAL nasa solar eclipse playlist

[maniacardigan]

NASA interns confirmed 2 Be fucking emo-turned-altpop kids

[hman]

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

[dinomoder]

Blessed Image

[kimidakewooooo]

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

[97june]

my kinda boyfriend person took me to build a bear today for my birthday and he chose a sound to put in it and like he wouldn’t let me know what sound it was and he said I couldn’t listen until we got in the car so I was kinda worried bc I thought it was going to be super vulgar or sappy and gross or whatever but we leave build a bear and I press my bear’s hand and it just makes this super loud velociraptor sound.

[97june]

update: the bear’s name is Jeff and he sleeps in my bed and last night I rolled on top of him and proceeded to get so freaked out by that god forsaken dinosaur noise that I rolled off the bed.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Husband material

[phillip-bankss]

i need to go to dark cvs and pick up some DieQuil

[lexiconluthor]

Tag Yourself

[cctreasuretrove]

I’m the sleep walker, lol He’s great!

[carbonoid-reblogs]

I’m sassy

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

this is a Great walking cycle reference for artists and animators! also I’m old timey fighter