Final Girl Adjacent

Margo //7000 yrs old //

[autosadist]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[ponycamp]

fag enabler dog

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[bogleech]

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

[sunshine-tattoo]

Could not leave this in the tags <3

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

WHAT??? LOL

[strangeandunusualfag]

what's not clicking

[bleedthebeat]

grab somebody nuanced tell em perhaps

[hi-maryblueberri]

When a penis is big I’m like whoa I don’t know if I can work with this

When a penis is average I’m like ok I can work with this

When a penis is small I’m like ok I can work with this

Now you know

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]

[depsidase]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[despazito]

really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi

[despazito]

[pissvortex]

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[yuhi-san]

Thats the context for this meme???

[titenoute]

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

[kstarlitchaotics]

I'm dying

[hockeydiva]

my collection

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[chartreuxcatz]

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

[valtsv]

i know that when a book describes dragons picking up their riders they probably mean scruffing them by the neck in their mouths like a kitten, but i always imagine something like this

[takeadeepbreathandexist]

Don’t leave this in the tags. It’s too funny not to be enjoyed by everyone

[spoofyleaf]

Take this twenty min doodle

[thefaiao]

Dunmer Hlaalu councilman Vares Veleth in Necrom, revived to attend court summons and resolve a minor land dispute between two of his great grandsons, both from different families. Despite being displeased with his descendants' inability to settle affairs by themselves, he was notably cheerful, happy to drink sujamma one more time, and not in a hurry to return to his burial chamber, despite "generally preferring it to the tumultuous world of the living."