I've something to say about the choice of 💜 purple rain 🌧️ for the bomb. We all know Mike tried to use the butthole surfers' Human Cannonball first, which is objectively a really out there song, and considering his season 1 distaste for the Clash raises two possible reasons for how he got into that kind of music:
1. Will, which supports the Byler of it all
2. Eddie, who is notoriously against conformity (and supports the crush thing, but that's not the point I'm making)
Because we know he would have had to listen to the entire album (unless he went through the records saw "Human Cannonball" and said "this is a bomb", but he defends it to Robin, so: No 🙂↔️) and that album is ✨ Experimental ✨ and he had to enjoy it!
And this is all fine and dandy, but then Robin goes and tells him to put on a decent song (or sth like it) and he chooses?
💜 purple rain 🌧️
And here's my issue. I don't care how fitting the meaning of the song is, Prince was in a band and friends with a lesbian couple and later in his life joined Jehovah's witnesses and refused to meet and tour with these women again unless they gave up being lesbians.
I DON'T CARE that in the timeline of the show, this hasn't happened yet, it is what I find when I Google Prince and his stance on LGBTQIA+ matters and I don't care that Robin might reasonably have suggested the song because she knew that he worked with lesbians and thought "he's cool". The message this is sending to a modern audience is that Mike conformed to Prince's (excuse my French) fucking asshole demands!
This has been bothering me for weeks now, and I needed to share it so maybe I can actually move on. And all this is to say that I hate, HATE, despise that scene not because it broke my Byler heart or because I subjectively think the song isn't even that great but because objectively it represents the downfall of Stranger Things being for freaks and outcasts.
























