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Gonna scream oh my Gd

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

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The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

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has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

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I can’t stop thinking about how perfectly Barbie portrays girlhood and growing up… How you’re born in a perfect pink world, where you make the rules and get to prioritise whimsies and friendship and beauty, and then you notice something has changed, you discover that something is wrong with you, and you’re offered an illusion of choice, but even if you’d rather keep wearing your heels and go home and be safe and comfortable, you have to choose the Birkenstock, you have to leave your home, you have to grow up. So you’re thrust into this gritty, unfeeling world, where you’re scrutinised and suppressed, where you want to disappear into yourself, because everything is harsh and big and you are tiny and fragile and inadequate. And as overwhelming and impossible as it seems, you survive it. You find truth in the things you believed in when you were young, the inherent good in humanity, connection and love; your friends who look at you while you are crying, and tell you that they cannot imagine what it is that you do not like about yourself.

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I am absolutely shocked no one on tumblr is talking about how Prince William's affair allegedly was because Kate doesn't peg.

How is this conversation missing tumblr? Prince William getting involved with another woman (apparently with Kate's approval? Until feelings got involved oops), to get pegged. Explicitly to get pegged.

How has the pro pegging website missed the rumor train on this one?

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So for those who don't know:

A gossip magazine posted an unverified article, talking about how one of the royal Princes has permission from his wife to sleep around because she's too old fashioned to peg him like he wants to, it also went on to say she's fine with it as long as feelings don't get involved, which apparently happened with the last women he was seeing for his pegging sessions. The article also alleges that this is an open secret among certain circles.

They didn't name William but given that the last women it apparently happened with was a Marchioness whom the Prince in question caught feelings for, everyone came to the conclusion it was William due to his alleged affair with marchioness Rose Hanbury, former model and a former neighbour to the couple, which matches up with the rumours the magazine reported.

So now he's gained the title the Prince of pegging!

I've linked an article below talking about it in greater detail: