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MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

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some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

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some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

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Better than 3 seasons of BBC Sherl*ck

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Cold open to the hottest new procedural crime show

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Loving you is like flying too close to the sun 

It's feeling the wax melt off your wings and burn your skin, yet you grow ever closer 

A trail of feathers left behind, drowning in the roaring ocean below 

 It's knowing the inevitable and chasing after it like it's the only thing you require to survive 

It's like your stomach's been left behind and you're falling, falling, screams stuck in your throat-

 It's terror running through your veins, breath caught in your chest, every second achingly alive; 

It's caring from your whole being, living breathing needing something more always something more 

It's not believing you'll ever crash, ever drown, because who could die from chasing something so beautiful as the sun

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Mr. “I can live a normal life if I want” bit his wrist to put a devils trap on the ceiling I can’t 

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Sam just seems so normal.  Until he’s running around telling people I assume you have a soul. So what’s your excuse?

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Siiiir…

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I just finished watching The Winchesters and I- It wasn’t as bad as I expected?!  I love Mary  AND THE ENDING!!!!!!!

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when a scene from supernatural kicks you in the teeth so hard you can’t words I- 

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“Because you swore your obedience. So obey.”  Dean’s little glance at Cas for backup, Cas glancing down at the floor, absolutely miserable-

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The hurt in Cas’s eyes when Dean says “God, you’re a dick these days.” 

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That smug little “He likes you”, like a little kid announcing it to the kid he’s bullying.  Minutes later, the *crushed* betrayed look Castiel has when Anna kisses Dean-  it was an honest, true confession from Uriel, practically screaming to Dean. He’s into you he’s into you he’s into you-

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Dean did not understand

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It was right under his nose from the very start; he was Castiel’s weakness.  It’s *devastating* when Castiel becomes Dean’s weakness- It’s so  They *tiny screm*

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That smug little “He likes you”, like a little kid announcing it to the kid he’s bullying.  Minutes later, the *crushed* betrayed look Castiel has when Anna kisses Dean-  it was an honest, true confession from Uriel, practically screaming to Dean. He’s into you he’s into you he’s into you-

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I’d rather skip that step 💬

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I love-

I love you- 

shush lil thing, don’t say a peep

don’t you know she’s not going to keep?

Keep your legs wide, keep your lips shut

don’t you know when you’re about to be cut?

Silly little thing, the world’s not nice 

It’s filled with things like fire and ice

Keep quiet lil pet, you know what this is

Just a good shag  so quash your fears. 

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The kiss was gentle, sudden, unexpected. His hand tangling into soft hair, pulling the man deeper into it. Deeper, messy, soft pants escaping between crushed lips. Hot, chaotic, hands tugging at the others clothes. Quiet grunts filling the air as one held the other tight Each desperate for the other.