Caffeine fuelled Engineering

Engineer, Mechromancer, Chain smoker, Prince charming and lover of shotguns. "Got somethin' tha' needs fixin', I hear ya pipes need a good clean, 'ow bout't?" [Borderlands OC] [SELECTIVE] [Formerly HandsomeDouble]

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Hiatus.

So I think I need to post this here, I have just really lost all passion for these blogs. I am really sorry to those I RP’d with on a regular basis back in the day but things haven’t felt the same since I accidentally obliterated my blogs months ago.

But there are some of you I absolutely adore and you have my contact details. I would like to RP on Skype or other platforms I have which you should message me on floofing-about and ask me there what they are because there’s a high chance I might not be coming back here to check for messages. 

TL;DR: I’M OUT NERDS FOR X AMOUNT OF TIME. ILU ALL COME FIND ME ON SKYPE.

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Nightmare fuel [Drabble]

[ chargedupsiren ] Radio silence. There had been no messages, calls or even picture messages from the Ginger. He had been known to go off on hunts with the bandits of his encampment and at times it woild take weeks sometimes even extending as far as a month. But the man had always tried to contact her, let her know he was still alive. Walking into the camp there's a crackle in the air, a nervous twinge in your soul. There's no reason for you to feel this way. But you still do and it's driving you mad. Moving up the stairs towards the room Jerek had designated for him like you had a thousand times before. Pushing open the door the sound of screws and tools being used came from inside the room. He was back? Why hadn't he called? Upon entering you see what he had been doing. The ungodly things the engineer had been doing. Along his couch sat 3 siren. None moving and just sitting there staring at the wall before them. Looking up at the offending party entering his lair Max smiled wide when his next victim came to him instead of the other way around. "Oh andi... How nice of you to join me and your sisters, we were just taLKing about how we haven't seen you in a while... Come here..." his fingers gripped the Bowie knife beside him. "How about you give me a HAND" He yelled throwing the knife and lodging it into her shoulder with a mad cackle.

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[ I have just been having the worst time with my muse lately. He wants attention but doesn’t want to co-operate. I am really sorry to those waiting, I feel like the shittiest RP partner ever. Ever since I accidentally deleted my accounts everything has just taken a nose dive.] 

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“Uh-huh. Sure. Okay.” A slow nod of his head accompanied his grin, figuring he could let the redhead hold on to a little bit of dignity. For now, at least. “How’ve you been, Max? Haven’t seen you around the station lately.”

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“This thing called... uh, Paper work” He said with a heavy sigh. “There has been... a lot of it... plus I haven’t been sleeping well, So there’s that. I’m awake when you’re asleep and vice versa... How do you live in these simulated environments, my Chadian rhythm is broken even more now since moving to Helios” 

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“Oh hey, it’s me. You know I can’t let you squeak past around here without saying hi, or at least getting you a little flustered. Besides, I can’t ignore a good compliment. And you’ve never complained about me randomly showing up before.”

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“Flustered? I-I have no idea what you’re talking about, I don’t get flustered when you’re about...no...n-no, Never been flustered before with you, What’s there to be flustered with? Nooooo”

He was already turning a deeper shade of red. He was full of it.

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“My dash is all Axton and I am slightly aroused”

[artificiially-x-deactivated2016]

“Glad to be of service.”

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“Oh hey, It’s uh-..You” He said with a sheepish grin. “I guess it is true, Compliment the Commando and he appears out of thin air, What next. Say Nipple salads and Krieg appears?”

The Ginger looked nervously around hoping the hulking Psycho wouldn’t actually show up. The last run in they had had him losing a limb.

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“My dash is all Axton and I am slightly aroused”

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"Yer gon' be beautiful, jus' like ya mother"

Angel was exhausted after the four hours of labour she’d been in since early that morning. By noon, everyone was tired as well, and many of them had fallen asleep in whatever would accommodate them.But not her, and not the redhead who had helped to bring their-… to bring Whit into the world. She watched as he cradled the small bundle in his arms, tears brimming in her eyes.“What, like how I look now? Don’t insult her before she’s had the chance…” She tried to laugh, but it came out hoarse and tired, and forced the threatening tears to finally spill over.

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The small bundle was cradled in his arms, He was amazed that he was able to wrestle the small child away from Jerek, But he had gone off to celebrate, To ‘Wet the babies head’ as he liked to put it. Little did he know he was celebreating the birth of his ‘Brothers’ baby and not his own. But that would a secret held till the day he died, or so he thought. For now, He just enjoyed the silent sounds of a sleepy baby and an equally sleepy mother.

“Tch, Na... not like ya do nao, Like ya usually do. Glowin’ an I ain’ just sayin’ tha’ cause ya a Siren, Love”

The speech pattern, One he had picked up from his brother ‘Jerek’ was so harsh compared to how he usually talked, He believed no one noticed the difference between him and his adopted breatheren. But everyone knew it wasn’t a real accent, Most had known him from when he first came to the planet all bright eyed and bushy tailed and the thickest british accent ever. So thick you could cut it with tea and crumpets. 

Looking up and over at the sleep siren he couldn’t get the smile off his face. He just hoped that the feelings he was feeling right now wouldn’t give away their scandal that had happened not 9 months earlier. The one night of passion with a mixture of booze and Erridium.

“I am so glad... she ain’t got th’ red hair” He said with a chuckle. “I literally couldn’t breathe fer like... th’ whole labour, I’m amazed ahm still here” Shaking his head he had been worried she would have come out covered in freckles and red as him. “Ahm’ glad she got more’a ya genes”

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PROMO PROMO PROMO!

I know you didn’t want me to do this, But I love you so much, bae! I have a friend I made over in the destiny Fandom, her name is newborn-guardian-cyra, She made a Borderlands OC, Her name is sirenaria!!!!

Big promo for her! She’s an amaze RP-er and I think ya’ll would love her! So please give her a warm welcome! She’s a cutie patootie! <3 <3 <3 <3

[awesomevines]

[pygmypuffs]

Me as hell

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This is why I can’t go to a pet store. No control.

[wheresdarious-deactivated201507]

Sames.

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Emoji Challenge Vr. 2.

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"Sir, you are an engineer, correct?"

“Err-.. Well, depends on who’s askin’…” he squinted at the voice in his echo as he worked in his shop.

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The Assistant raised her eyebrow at the ECHO communicator. “Someone who wants to do business with you, more importantly, a cyborg…” 

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A cyborg? What would one of them want with him not had been years since he had made anything that wasn't replacement prosthetic arms for himself. >>"Uh huh, well... How much ya payin'? Cause that also depends too"

Now he was just being difficult.

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"Sir, you are an engineer, correct?"

"Err-.. Well, depends on who's askin'..." he squinted at the voice in his echo as he worked in his shop.

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Flower causes cat to malfunction.

[redmiel-deactivated20201115]

So can I give Vaughn that flower yet or what

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"I-I... I have a mighty need, ka0sreigns"