Pokédex

[surefireshore]

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

[soaringsparrows]

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

[icykitty-deactivated20220621]

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

[boggartsaremyboggarts]

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

[thesilverwolf9]

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

[dwagunfwoo-deactivated20160325]

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

[asymptoticabsurdist]

How about: I’m Not Religious, I’m Only Trying to Invent Scientific Words with Parts of Dead Languages

[supercell-vortex]

I’m Not a Priest, I Just Need to Know Various Methods of Exorcism

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

You’re forgetting the ever amazing I’m Not A Drug Addict I Just Need To Know How Much Heroin Costs and What Will Happen To Me If I Take It

[fuzzy-littlemanpeach]

By Fall out Boy

[theceaselesshunger]

What yall think the MtG Illuminati is:

What it actually is:

[theceaselesshunger]

Digging this up again cause the discussion on @sarkhan-volkswagen reminded me of it

[feedmecomicart]

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

magneto is the real anti-nazi icon

[cryptid-sighting]

[jathis]

Just straight up Jewish fists of fury to his Nazi face

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

I want every Jewish person to be safe

[cielseeker]

I want every person to be safe

[d0nkarnage]

I want every Jewish person to be safe

[alderaan-babe]

I want every person to be safe

[grandenchanterfiona]

I WANT EVERY JEWISH PERSON TO BE SAFE.  (If you want to be general, make your own fucking post.) 

[amethystafrodite]

I want every Jewish person to be safe.

[sugarmacaron]

I want every Jewish person to be safe and I want other people to make their own fucking posts.

[dhaoiahafa-deactivated20170814]

Stop bothering women with different pronouns than she/her. It is 2017 and lesbians, bi women, and trans women do not need y'all asking them invasive questions about why they don’t use a specific set of pronouns.

If you can’t do this yall need to either A: stop talking about “destroy the gender binary!!!” when you suddenly sprout question marks when a woman uses he/him they/them or anything else.

Or B: Just admit you only care about abolishing gender or what the hell ever when its convenient and doesn’t make you uncomfortable.

[librasign-deactivated20170528]

i will not support your feminism if it doesn’t include black, latinx, transgender, disabled, muslim, jewish, lgbtq+ women

[caffeinatedpokedex]

My cover of Heart of Life by John Mayer