Caffeinated Chaos

Heya! I'm Roi! ~they/fae~ Local gremlin bard with ADHD! I often forget to tag posts so don't be afraid to ask me to! Asks are always open about OCs, don't be surprised if I don't get to them though, many thoughts yet head empty.

[valyaco]

found this while digging for something...did i cook or just french fried

e: i rb'd this a while ago but i don't think people saw it so alt version

[silkenbow]

hello gregor nation

[icaseybaybee]

[mollybeenoel]

[imalmostmyworstnightmare]

Such a cutie pie 🥰🥰🥰

[entrailer]

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[iraffiruse]

[furaffinity]

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

[stargh0st-deactivated20131025]

wwhat the fuck….

[tubaplaysmatt]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

[smimon]

Here’s the second image again since it somehow disappeared in reblogs

[five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

limbus textposts part 5 yay

[koifee]

So a wizard and an ancient construct walk into a tavern.

[raining13]

a handful of Limbus sketches from today

[mollyjames]

There are a lot of people who start creative projects with no business or financial plan, because "who cares, it isn't important, we'll figure that out later". And you can't let yourself become that person. Not because I'm a sneering finance bro who thinks your woke animated youtube series wont make money, but because if you don't you'll wind up financially exploiting your friends for years

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[villainessbian]

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

[alannaeowyn]

Imagining toothpaste accumulating in the letters

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine mould growing under the plate and having to disassemble the sink to clean it

[eversoslightlybitter]

@jelloapocalypse

I got nothing done at work today because I have been obsessed with this sink. This is very much a me problem, nevertheless I have Findings.

Some astute tumblrinas (to whom I am indebted for the waste of an afternoon) noted the knob had the name of the Italian design company Ritmonio. My wild goose chase through all the products on their website yielded nothing like this sink.

I had more success with a reverse image search. This led me to this article by Leicht Los Angeles (a kitchen cabinetry company).

Sonobath Vanity Conversation Piece Sink - LEICHT Los Angeles

A basic web search for Sonobath turned up these articles by Kitchen and Bath Business.

Sonobath | Kitchen & Bath Business

Combining his passion for sculptural art for the bath and meditative passages, Sonobath founder and creative director Jae Omar has created a

Sonobath | Kitchen & Bath Business

The Lotus sink offers high drama and durability.

However, the Sonobath website seems defunct. So naturally, I plugged it into the Wayback Machine anddddd

Sonobath, from the term 'sono' meaning controlled nature in Zen practices, is a Southern California-based designer/manufacturer of high-end

Bumdada da! Dumb sinks galore! The sink in your photo seems to be a version of the Titus sink.

Yes, all the models of sinks have names like that. The model Hydros has the tagline "vessel sink or interactive sculpture? you decide." It looks like this.

Which, I'll be honest, looks exactly like the Ethos sink, but rotated 90 degrees and rocks added. Or perhaps it's the inverse. Who knows!

The genius? behind these "sinks" seems to be one Jae Omar. He seems to have transitioned from bathrooms to whole houses. He has a new website.

Jae Omar

Jae Omar, the founder and creative force behind Jae Omar Design brings a unique sensibility to his work as one of the emerging forces in con

I have no point and no final conclusion (at least, not beyond "rich people have remarkably poor taste"). But I spent all day figuring this out and none of my friends have been appreciative of my efforts. So now I'm dumping it on to tumblr.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we need more fat fitness instructors and I'm dead fucking serious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

to be seen on social media, fitness instructors basically always have to have contemporarily attractive body types. whereas fitness instructors you meet in real life have a huge variety of body types.

being a well-qualified fitness instructor requires education and experience and yes, usually a significant level of fitness, be that strength, flexibility, stamina, so on.

Many people have all of those qualifications, while also being fat.

Perhaps the biggest lie advertising has sold you is that being "fit" means being thin. That is spectacularly untrue. The world is filled with fat athletes, amateur, professional, in all variety of sports, performing remarkable feats any of us would be damn proud to accomplish. That's a hell of a lot of experience and talent, including many educators you or I would be lucky to learn from.

[bananahkim]

This is turning out better than I expected

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

minor nuisance about being an atheist is when you or a loved one is sick, you can't say "keep us in your prayers." maybe "keep us in your thoughts" is better but it has a major meh factor. the best i can come up with is "KEEP OUR MISERIES IN MIND"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[toxicchainsaw1]

i just finished canto 2 and i am completely enamored. is this anything

[elliespectacular]

How to tell what's in an indie song by the title alone

ALL CAPS = Hardest EDM you've ever heard

Title Case = Lyrics that will make you cry

all lowercase = Hardest EDM you've ever heard

[elliespectacular]

Something else = Something else