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Pinocchio: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Suggestions?

Puck: Put spaghetti in it

Pinocchio: I am currently taking suggestion from everyone but you

Daphne: Put spaghetti in it

Pinocchio: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you

Sabrina: Put spaghetti in it

Pinocchio: I am no longer taking suggestions

advisortotheadvisor

Relda: We need a plan

Canis: I have a plan

Relda: We can't kill anyone

Canis: I have no plan

sisterswithafangirl

I also have this cute head cannon where Sabrina and puck are in highschool and sabrina falls asleep in class, we all know that she would, and then the teacher said ‘hey someone wake up sleeping beauty’ then puck just stands up in the middle of class and walks over to sabrina and kisses her. She then shots up and punches him in the gut and walks out. Then puck stands there breathless and says ‘it’s just like when we were 11’

incorrectsistersgrimmquotes

Jake: what are you going to do with your life? What do you want to be?

Puck: a burden on society.

AU where the ghost of Johnny Cash lived at my house and gives me advice. But, instead of floating through the walls, he materializes on a horse and says something cryptic and cowboy and the rears the horse and disappears

#au #funny #cash #vegancat #ghost #peta #ripsteveirwin

My grandma's dog was staring at me and I told him "I fear not the consequences of my actions, for you are but a man, and I am a God" and he went away

demilypyro

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

topographicocean

Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner. A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.

demilypyro

There’s no grooves on a CD tho???

rave-lord-nito

They’re just really tiny, hence the laser. The smaller grooves means that more info can fit on a disc of the same size.

demilypyro

Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that

thebaconsandwichofregret

well they looked at a record and said “How do we fit more information on this?” to which the reply is “Well either you make the record bigger or the grooves smaller” and making the grooves smaller is way more convenient so they say “Well how do we make the grooves smaller?” and that’s when a total madman comes out with eyes flashing and yells “WITH A LASER!”

And that’s how the CD was invented

How does the schoolboard decide which books are gonna be in the curriculum? "Yeah, teachers can wildly misinterpret and overplay the symbolism in this one."