cairngorm is my boygirlwife

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[toyhousedramas]

bruh somebody had to ruin the secret message box thread i put my link there and somebody sent me fucking rape threats

https://toyhou.se/~forums/11.general-off-topic/593868.secret-message-boxes-important-update

[cairmgorn]

CW for rape & transphobia - image of what was received by the posters on the thread for those curious.

in case anyone was wondering, this is the message i received off of that thread, and i assume others did too. obviously some transphobe spurting nonsense, but there's something really funny about being assigned cis by anon hate

[sweatermuppet]

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

Getting feedback and advice from my mutuals

[cosmicanger]

ice star - andy goldsworthy (1987)

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[aces-and-anime]

Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation

(Review 2)

[json-derulo]

this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime

[palmer]

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

[girlhenge]

[sandersstudies]

We need a counter to “Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a good point” that is “Heartbreaking: your favorite person in the world just said the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard.”

[orteil42]

👇 one day i hope to do this with someone very dear to me

[amongus-text-detector]

day 12

A FUNGUS

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

my foreskin is cold

[loki-zen]

excitedly alt-tabbing to an open excel spreadsheet called ‘people i follow on tumblr and whether they are circumcised’

[victusinveritas]

[plaguedocboi]

God I just fucking. I am so blown away when I watch any older movie. When they filmed on real sets and built elaborate props because cgi wasn’t an option. “Ohhh but you can tell it’s an animatronic it doesn’t even look reeaaallll” shut the hell your mouth. That is an actual physical thing that the actors could actually see and interact with. It is a billion times more “real” than the endless greenscreen bullshit you love so much.

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Oh you have a cock? Prove it. Take multiple pictures from multiple angles, hard and soft, hanging loosely and you holding it in your hand. Also I wanna make sure it's working properly so post a couple videos of you nutting. Make sure to take a few pics of you squeezing your balls too just to enforce the idea ☺️

How do you people even find me

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Two sentence horror story.

[konoko]

[disgustinggf]

[tramampoline]

Throwback to the time where I tried to filter “***” to “ass” to annoy a specific member of our forum but since * is a variable operator I just filtered every single word on the forum to “ass” and all posts became immediately unreadable

[tramampoline]

really glad Rachel still had screencaps of it

[vesselvindicate]

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