vat so katvis

(poging 2)

[cairthe-deactivated]

Aaaand done!

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[deadsince1973]

If you transmigrated into a romance C-drama, which scene would you be most excited to experience?

The Underwater Rescue (tm)

Falling from a Cliff (Everyone Is Fine)

Kissing in front of Conveniently Quiet Fireworks

One of You Is Blinded and the Other Has to Care for Them in a Cottage

Your First Night with the Male Lead (He Is Severely Injured at the Time)

The Wedding (Disaster Optional)

The Prince Filling Your Room with Treasures to Win Your Heart

Bonding over Food (Creativity Encouraged!)

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

I don't think wedding disaster is optional!

(I picked severely injured sex)

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[cairthe-deactivated]

went to my first ice hockey practice today by which i mean i waddled back and forth while small children and teenagers zoomed around barely not crashing into me

[hauntedppgpaints]

is this the place that i've been dreaming of?

( x. x. x. )

[yilinglaozu]

TILL THE END OF THE MOON 长月明, dir. Kuk Kok Leung

This is a very old story. There is no other version of this story. // (insp.)

[rosecoloredmax]

commission for @its-the-allure

[mybeautifuldarktwistedmichkov]

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[hyggles]

tk thee pony (twitter version)

[bellawirtt-deactivated20250331]

here jamie approving of chickie and pete’s fries!

[mcloyal]

to celebrate the jamie drysdale interview, here's a cowboy jamie i drew some time ago

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[alt-illustrations]

Llanberis Falls Prints