Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys

An actual crazy person pretending to have a much cooler life than she actually does.

[boomgshakalaka]

How it feels knowing you’ve finished all of a fandoms fanfics and have to give it up

[arcanumnyx]

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

[yeomanslog]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an Old Hag

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[chocoette]

[hanavesinauttija]

[pelagae]

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Don't forget about her distant cousin, Tyrian Purple

[scenerva]

Yes, I love that middle aged man with a receding hairline.

[ruinedchildhood]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[andrew-garfielld]

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2 Teaser Trailer | dir. David Frankel

[starbear36768]

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[yourmum8609]

we girls are honestly simple creatures. we want one of two guys:

Dark, Sexy, Morally gray guy

pretty much exactly that lol

dark hair, nice eyes, scars, tall, you get the gist

super unaffectionate with else except her

spoils her like a princess

beats anyone up who looks at her AHHHHH

speaks another language (this is extremely important in bed)

Golden Retriever, Sweet, Handsome guy

literally the nicest guy in the entire world

loves cuddling, like cannot and will not go a day without it

kisses EVERYWHERE

also spoils you

constantly complementing you

is protective but not in a ‘you can’t wear that out’ kind of way

don’t break his heart istg

[tomhockstetter7-111]

Snack

Meal

Three Course Dinner

Full Day Eating

Put it in my VEINS

*Dead*

[unlikeable-female-character]

This all seems correct

[loganismybodyguard]

Did anyone say dessert? 🥵

[tomhockstetter7-111]

@fluff-lover @tezooks Y’all said you had room for dessert?

Bone Apple Tea💖

[fluff-lover]

Fuck yeah!!!

[molabuddy]

the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

[molabuddy]

in this way fanworks are like necromancy

[aegis-7]

people who like sam drake are hot

[ransomflanagan]

Would you rather be fifteen minutes late or forty-five minutes early to everything?

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Give it up to Cobra Bubbles regaining his composure and going back to business with Nani after having Stitch randomly chuck a heavy ass book at his face like that.

He probably was fuming by the time he got into his car after his shades became a casualty of the attack.

[ramblinseahorsey]

"Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience" is the most amazing line what the fluff. We don't just forget how clever the screenplay was comedy wise and profound emotionally, it often did both at once my goodness

[transhuman-priestess]

Underrated take on one of my favorite movies that I refuse to let you leave in the tags