This is the story of a girl...

My name is Cait. 26. I'm pretty cool if you get to know me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Barbie sure has a lot of nice things for a girl whose knees don’t bend

[the-other-chris]

🍃🌿🌺

RESPECT.

YOUR.

FUCKING.

PARTNER.

🍃🌿🌺

[wheeloffortune-design]

this can be read as an expletive and also about your sex partners, and both are good.

[cat-memes-only]

[showerponderings]

“Maybe cats are assholes because they remember all of their past lives. And they’ve all been worshiped in glorious places and done wonderful things. Now they’re stuck in apartments and houses, pooping in boxes and having cameras pointed at them incessantly for the amusements of a far lesser being.”

— http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1537584440

[onlytwitterpics]

[viridiandnd]

[maxknightley]

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

[maxknightley]

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

[king-turtle-of-shit-mountian]

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

For some of you guys who dont realise how large moose are

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Holy fuck! Dude, what the hell!!?

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

They big

[dethgreetsmewarm]

Is this why Canadians ride them into battle?

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Yes. Its also why they apologise so much. The moose crash into everything

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[starlighttori]

I’m going back to bed

[caitology]

This was a crazy journal from beginning to end. Thank you.

[teenagerposts]

[aproblemlikebrianna-deactivated]

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

[concerningwolves]

Can I just–

[autodiscothings]

Oh it got better

[odairannies]

See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me. And no one knows, how far it goes.

[lesenfantsducinema]

[replicated-archive]

Today’s mood brought to you by Keanu Reeves

[jenizupan]

[englishgradinrepair]

Some Asshole: You can’t be! Truly yourself! If you’re on medication! It’s changing the Real You™!

Me: if the real me is going to lie on the floor for 3 weeks and try to drown herself in the river I don’t want to know her, Barbara

[caitology]

Why is shit allowed to feel this fucked up?