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UK. Adult Sometimes I paint stuff See my about for blocking info I am catnip for bots, so my dm's are follow only

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[nedtheknight]

Wyrm Knight, Servant of Ash

[animalids]

Yellow mongoose (Cynictis penicillata)

Photo by Vladimir Dinets & almondd

[finalabyss]

Some old Malenia studies~

[lusciouswhiteflame]

Ironeye: You, an assassin? Don't make me laugh.

[toskarin]

it was annoying at the time, but in abstract it's really funny to look back on the kinds of lore questions people would ask about elden ring immediately after playing two hours of it and skipping as much dialogue as possible just so they could get in on a popular topic

[toskarin]

people asking why they hanged the loathsome dung eater, 2022

[birbcar]

ok but why did they do that. Just for eating dung?

[toskarin]

[buriedknight]

Love

the inquisitor is ours with @starrythroat (they also designed the beast on the second page specifically for this comic)

[beammeupplease]

Muratami Yutaka

[lokorum]

why everytime im about to finish a scene my brain goes "we NEED to add 5 more cryptic pages, symbolic meaning of which eventually gonna be lost even on you"???

 (ง ͠ಥ_ಥ)ง

[beardedmrbean]

[dormitionanddominion]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[thirdwheelingrightalong]

Lets stare menacingly at people with mama

[arminreindl]

I promise I'm working on more longer posts on crocs in the back (Enalioetes, Quinkana and Mekosuchinae as a whole) Until then, have some videos/images of various crocodilians scratching themselves.

Saltwater crocodile (sadly I do not know the source)

False Gharial (LA Zoo)

American Alligator (Florida's Wildest)

and finally another saltie as a still image (The Cairns Post)

[mutant-distraction]

📷 Frans Mäyrä

Mink caught a bass. (Pirkkantha, January 18, 2026. )

[jackalopescruff]

i really love that these are the only 2 replies before they got turned off

[homunculus-argument]

I think "The Hangover" movies would work better as a whole movie genre. The beginning is always the same: group of friends wake up hungover as hell, to start figuring out what the hell happened last night. Turns out a lot happened. As a tradition of the genre, there's always an animal in the house that has no logical reason to be there.

But get this: The same premise every time, but in wildly different times and places. Victorian England, the gentlemen went fuckshit with some nice sherry, wrote some questionable letters, worked together to compose an absolutely idiotic thinkpiece essay and sent it to the local newsprint (the publishing of it must be stopped) and for some reason there's an ostrich.

A troupe of travelling performers in the late Kofun period wake up in the stables of an inn, and the main plot point is the little beast sleeping on someone's chest. None of them have ever seen a cat before, but one knows enough to tell that those are imperial pets, and whoever's fucking cat that is will both be capable and willing to kill whoever stole it. So they'd better fucking return it.

A Tepehuan group of youths find themselves way out of the place that they last remember they had been, for some reason someone's balls have been shaved and painted red, and the strange out of place animal sleeping at their makeshift campsite is some random swedish guy. The spaniards don't seem to know how the fuck he ended up there, either, but they clearly do not have a mutual language with each other.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just caught miquella the unalloyed attempting to coax a warm smile out of some dandelions

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"I care not that they are weeds, even the wretched deserve compassion" he says. they don't even have mouths

[spider-artdump]