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NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

#HERE IT IS #HOLY CRAP ITS REAL

thelensart

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (1/4)

thelensart

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (2/4)

thelensart

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (3/4)

thelensart

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (4/4) (it's always a beautiful day)

ratatosk777

do you think lace knew about the type of noises that living bug's bodies made or did she wake up hornet in the middle of the night to ask her about the strange noise coming from her chest

imagine just lying next to your spider and there's something beating under her shell and she just recently had an incident where she got infested while completing quests and had to go to a suspicious doctor to remove the infestation. I'd be paranoid too

polari

i could never leave this website

polari

every day i wake up and praise the transmasc homo habilis who first informed women that we could have sex with each other 2.4 million years ago

doedipus

selfcarereminder

not every day has to be a good one. some days just have to be gotten through, and that’s okay

oneheadtoanother

middleearthorcseeksspaceorc

Data scraping seems to have started in 2014. The rest of the Controversy section is fairly grim.

theyellowbrickroad

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

candycatstuffs

Thinking about Sonic 3 again, I've seen a lot of people blaming Jim Carrey for how bad the movie is. Which I get, he takes up FAR more of the movie than he should, but I do want to point out that he's not the one who made those decisions. That lies with the writers, director, etc Which is why I really don't trust how the fourth movie will be done, regardless of whether or not it has Jim Carrey in it. It's not about Jim Carrey's performance, it's about how the people in charge of the SCU have prioritized that over everything else. The decision to revive Gerald and dedicate that much time to him rather than Shadow, the main draw of the movie, or Rouge, the other main character introduced in sa2, or even Amy, a character introduced YEARS before Shadow, tells me all I need to know about who they're making these movies for, and it's not Sonic fans

candycatstuffs

My A key is broken so I've just been copy pasting A's from google by googling the alphabet

candycatstuffs

What do they put in the water to make metal sonic artists so cracked out of their minds

dogpuppy

the-cheshire-cat-grin

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad