Just a guy

Some guy that only ever reblogs stuff. I don't even have any sort of cohesive theme anymore, good luck he/him pronouns

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[lesbx]

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

[ljesak]

[obscure-earthbound-facts-media]

Ghosts

When a party member was defeated in EarthBound 64, they'd turn into a ghost like in the previous games.

[kirbymongerr]

Waltuh, pass me a cup of lifenoodles.

[plastiboo]

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[starknstarwars]

Me opening up the half-finished draft of my ‘narratively creative’ Conclave fanfic:

[transmechanicus]

Do everything in your power to make trans women feel beautiful

[ntrider]

competitive girl who makes constant "if you lose I decide what happens to you" type conditions but if she even gets a hint that you're not trying to win she stops talking to you forever

[ntrider]

used to? did you stop trying

[aquinohotelcentral]

[nick-nonya]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I'd rather be kicked in the balls than told that lizards don't have boobs

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Please.

[selfcarereminder]

you can’t give from empty. and you’re allowed to take care of yourself first, before you take care of everyone else

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[kushblazer666]

[nintendometro]

In the Nintendo Leaks files we find early icons for the transformations in ‘Yoshi’s Island’, including things like the Mushroom, which was unused.

[childhoodgrave]

this is gonna make me thriw up