Angry Clarinetist No. 35

fucked up in the crib sippin Dr Perky (asks are sent from @notcakevaljean) header by @girlballs

[cakevaljean]

cake. mid-20s. tag talker and willing to yap if asked about any of said tags. or not asked. i will yap regardless. you will usually see me post about these things:

dragon age / mass effect

control / alan wake / fbc firebreak

specifically the marmonts from alan wake ii lake house dlc bc they make me insane (#marmonts)

cbs elementary (michael rowan’s #1 fan) (i want to beat him to death)

batman

bg3

probably some other major ones i’m forgetting bc i’m too obsessed with the ones above ^

ao3 link | tumblr tag is “#my writing” if everyone agrees to get cool with a bunch of stuff very quickly

#fic rec and #hornyposting will also have overtly sexual stuff but I try to contain it in those tags. DISCLAIMER: some of that stuff may contain noncon elements, sexual violence, degradation, etc. I don’t cw tag reblogs so I would suggest blocking hornyposting if you don’t want to see that. My fics will say “noncon” or “dubcon” in the intro text, and everything else is under a readmore. I don’t reblog fics that aren’t under a readmore.

(credit^: 1.creaturezgirlz 2.u/baddiebath)

[chthonic-kids]

The Lake House was underwater. The Marmonts' ambitions had finally been realized. Jules had dangled the painting like a lure and hooked an ocean. Their machines couldn't hold it. A fault in the system. The water rushed in. Filled it until it was ready to burst. All their successes and failures had led them here. The work had made them into monsters. But the Lake House was still theirs. It always would be. They could feel an outsider trespassing in their labs. "I know you're here." they called to the dark. They hunted, floor by floor. They wouldn't let the intruder stop their progress. This was their home. Their beloved tomb beneath the waves.

[cakevaljean]

wait. i could’ve been cooking with taken!jules this whole time. “snarling monster wants ur pusspuss and may kill you before/during/after” is like. my whole deal.

[reminded]

shipping is cringe except when i do it then it’s beautiful and profound and a necessary aspect of the work’s interpretation.

[pokemonstadium2]

and i said / what about / the spy who shagged me?

she said i / think i / remember the film

and as i recall / i think / they stole austin’s mojo

and i said / well that’s / only part of the plot

[ashkav]

HRA(?)

(Image from the Zoe de Vera character page on the remedy website)

So these things absolutely aren't like the HRAs we know.

It says "A-R INJECTOR M1" (Active-Resonance?) above the FBC logo, and though tumblr compression makes it unreadable, the grey pouch held in place by the rubber band says "Sterile" before the next word is redacted.

Following the wire, there's also two types of tape on Zoe's neck, the grey duct tape and a square of clear tape, like the kind used to secure a canula to an injection site. I had previously though that the wire was for an earpiece, but if it's to an injection site, no wonder they've taped it down so it can't catch on anything, or else they risk ripping it directly out of their carotid artery.

Have they invented an new serum or medication of some kind that prevents or holds off Hiss infection? With Jesse gone, the usual HRA models can't rely on Polaris to power them. Or is this a new device for a new threat?

How are they manufacturing the pouches of injectable material, and what are they making it out of?

[cakevaljean]

????

[gayhoediaz]

[gayhoediaz]

yeah so the coven and i did a chant and being blonde is illegal now yeah we decided

[ilkkawhat]

astral plane my beloved

(also are we finally going to be able to destroy astral spikes?!)

[solidsmax]

KRAVEN | MARVEL'S SPIDER-MAN 2

[cakevaljean]

MY UNETHICAL SCIENTIST <3333

[cakevaljean]

me: I hope he shows hole in this one

husband: I bet he bounces on it eccentrically

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[ilkkawhat]

[emresarioglu]

dr casper darling in control resonant story trailer.

[cakevaljean]

MY UNETHICAL SCIENTIST <3333

[cakevaljean]

CONTROL RESONANT RELEASE DATE!!!!!!!!!

[cakevaljean]

it was a Bad experience at the time but i cannot deny the comedic value of the time my ex got me to try swinging with our couple coworkers, but Neither of our relationships were healthy so as her boyfriend is drunkenly eating me out she walks into the room and says “ugh, he never gives me head” and I don’t know exactly how to respond to that so I say “don’t worry, he’s not very good at it.” And lowkey killed the already-rancid vibes

[cakevaljean]

workingshopping my ness/diana/jules threesome fic and I have the ability to do the funniest thing