I've seen more spine in a jellyfish

Callie they/them been here too long

[outofcontextdnd]

Barbarian: "I reckless attack."

DM: "You already have advantage, if you reckless you're just giving the enemy advantage."

Barbarian: "...I reckless attack."

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[charlesoberonn]

Shortstaffing should be illegall

[charlesoberonn]

"But what if I can't afford to hire more employees?"

If you have more customers than your employees can handle and you're still not making enough, then you need to sort out your finances. Raise prices if necessary.

Your overhead isn't worth more than your workers' health.

[sindri42]

If your employees are overworked your business model is flawed. If the revenue for doing what you do is not greater than the costs of doing what you do, then the thing you are doing is not viable. It’s not my job to subsidize your shitty planning for you.

[shesnake]

Richard, how was your year?

[parkayquarts]

my pronouns are she/her but only ironically

[parkayquarts]

im a "she" the same way inanimate objects are a "she" to gays and sailors

[lmaonade]

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

[starlinedsword-deactivated20240]

does anyone else w/ adhd think about time passing as like, losing time until the next event like “oh i only have 30 minutes until i need to leave for work” vs “i have 30 minutes to do what i need to do before i leave for work”? like i constantly feel like i’m fighting time passing and getting closer to when i’m ‘out of time’ is really stressful

[sunsoakedsand]

fucked up & twisted that we live in a world with only two lorde albums

[horreurscopes]

i have never felt as mature as when i finally understood (through therapy) and internalized (through emotional work) that you cannot connect and communicate with some people no matter how kind, compassionate, understanding, articulate, eloquent, or smart you are, and that sometimes a person not listening to you does not reflect on your communication skills or ability to connect or straight up intelligence. in a way, it’s letting go of the belief that you have the power to make people understand you. communication is a two-way street, and needs two willing participants. some people are just walls, and it has been unbelievably helpful for my mental and emotional health to let it slide and know that it does not affect me or my self worth. 

[actualnymph]

on all levels except physical I am at the bottom of a swimming pool

[glixbitch]

me writing a sentence

[tworobocops]

there is no old self to get back to there’s a new u to create n nurture

[x-deer-teeth-x]

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

[tornpyre-deactivated20191208]

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

[x-deer-teeth-x]

yknow what? not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration

[insinirate]

heres a bunch of fangy katsukis i posted on twitter

[blumeesloth]

Takoyaki 

[kristina100000]

vibe

[andlatitude]