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Calcifer or Ren| he/they| 22 | brainrot holder | Currently working on: Character development ---- https://calciferoai.carrd.co

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[muppetyaoi]

another one for the collection, gang.

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

[oneheadtoanother]

[aromanticaardvark]

[image description: image of an Aardvark with grey, yellow and white in the background. Text says “Parents say they just want you to be happy and get married” at the top and “Oxymoron” at the bottom.]

[heartless-aro]

Here’s an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the “Ace Discourse” around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.

[nillthirteen]

This reads like a museum guide showing one of the most prestigious pieces in an exhibit

[deadbirdlife]

Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

[deadbirdlife]

My hand moved on its own

[magicratfingers]

so rare and beautiful when the art is exactly the image u saw in your mind

[amberjacket]

I love you horror-tragedies

[appei]

*batman voice* Gerard Way?

[calciferous-cave]

Forgor I made a Gachiakuta oc. Anyways I love u Cinder Rebrick

[cheaphalloweencostume]

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

[samreich]

understandable, have a good shift

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[pointlesscandies]

The common cold is the most powerful force in the Thai bl world. For most people a cold is uncomfortable but if you're a character in a Thai bl I am so sorry because you're gonna be on your deathbed. It's been 5 minutes since you first coughed and you're passing out in the hallway, you’re unconscious, you're helpless, you don't know what's happening. Why do you have absolutely no memory of the last 72 hours? Oh right because you went outside in the rain for six seconds and caught an insta-cold and now you're in your crushes' house having nightmares of a past life. The only thing standing between a bl boy with a cold and the sweet embrace of the grave is a bowl of room temperature water and a washcloth

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Keith David

[najsigt]

I've been in a bit of an art funk lately, so I decided to do a little redraw of this piece from 2021.

[llama-sidekick]

did you predict the bloody mary ship

[dapandapod]

"Yeah faries don't like me ever since I was a kid." "What do you mean" "They attack me on sight. They hold a stupid long grude." "What did you do???" "When I was a toddler, I apparently put one in my mouth. I don't know if I managed to actually eat it, I sure didn't have enough teeth for it, but ever since, fairies gang up and attack me, like angry sparkling mosquitos…." "Only you, Jaskier …. this would only happen to you…."

[valeriapryanikova]

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

THIS GUY HAS A REDBUBBLE. Holy crap, the moment I have money, I want to buy maybe a pullover or a shirt with this.

I LOVE the way the logo warps like it's underwater!

[calciferousoai]

TUMBLR USERS STOP OBSESSING OVER A WHITE MAN CHALLANGE: IMPOSSIBLE