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Cale: Guess what

Alberu: Cale with the way you live I have no fucking idea

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Cale: I had Hans write a short list of reasons on why all of you should always listen to me

Choi Han: …That’s 20 pages

Cale: Yes I wanted to keep it brief

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Eruhaben: What is wrong with you?

Cale: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Cale: Did I want to get involved? No. But I can’t exactly retire or let them get themselves killed.

Cale: I feel like I’m working in my casket.

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Cale: The only break I get is a breakdown

Cale: And I mean that literally in all aspects, body and mind

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Cale: I know what you’re up to. I know everything.

Raon: Then what number am I thinking of?!

Cale: Apple pie.

Raon: Wow!

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Cale: Okay, here's the plan. Eruhaben, Beacrox and Ron will search the top level. Raon and I will check the middle level. Your Majesty, Choi Han, and Cloppeh will search the bottom level.

Alberu: Choi Han and Cloppeh? Is that really the ideal combination?

Cale: Your job is to keep them from killing each other.

Alberu: …Because I’m the diplomat of the group?

Cale: There is no diplomat of the group.

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Cale: The thing about polyamory is now I have two people getting mad at me when they ask what I ate today and I tell them "lemonade"

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Raon: Oh, hey!

Cale: Why are you here?

Alberu: On the contrary, why are YOU here? This is MY bedroom!

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Tasha: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword

Alberu: That’s why I also carry a gun

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Choi Han: If our plan goes poorly, where should we meet up?

Cale: The afterlife, I suspect.

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Eruhaben: Choi Han, gather the others

Eruhaben: We need to have another Cale-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-himself conversation

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Cale: I’m exhausted. I think I have too much on my plate.

Super Rock: Too much? Cale, the plate has been overflowing since... Forever, to be honest.

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Cale: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time

Cale’s group, pulling out weapons: Manslaughter it is

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Jack: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to solve this

Hannah: I agree. Except replace “non” with “extremely,” and include the phrase “blood murder explosion extraordinaire.”

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Cale: I would say mentally I am not well.

Cale: Physically… also no.

Cale: Spiritually… no.

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Bud: You set me on fire!

Cale: Real suede wouldn’t have gone up so fast. You got robbed; this is a blend.

Bud: YOU. SET. ME. ON. FIRE.