self confidence level: kelso
hello vonnie
Mike Driver
Three Goblin Art
Claire Keane
YOU ARE THE REASON
Sade Olutola
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

pixel skylines
d e v o n
Not today Justin
Cosmic Funnies

#extradirty
DEAR READER
One Nice Bug Per Day
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

@theartofmadeline

roma★
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@cali-formula-la
self confidence level: kelso
college???????? living on my own????????? paying taxes??????
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
pics of you smiling with ur mom
pics of plants
pics of ur dog
pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
an addition to the ice cream discourse,
the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment
His significant otter.
sexual texts on your dash?
So earlier today I was crossing the street, when some douchebag started honking at me when he was trying to make a left. It was out of nowhere and I had the right of way. I was walking at a brisk pace since I was running a bit late to an interview across said street.
I would have been out of his way in 2 seconds but he decides to honk at me multiple times. I do not know this person, and he stared at me with a straight face the whole time. I had 15 seconds left on the light so I proceeded to fix my tie, check my phone, and shine my shoe while the guy kept laying on the horn. Light turns yellow, and without looking at him, I literally skip to the street (I am a fat guy so it was hilarious).
I enter the building straight ahead, and get in the elevator. A man and his group asks if I can hold the elevator, so I did. When he gets in he tells me “don’t worry, we won’t honk at you.” We talk about what just happened and how the guy was totally red. We were all laughing. I tell him how I was running late, but that it was totally worth it.
We get out of the elevator on the same floor. As I said goodbye, I approached the receptionist to ask where the interview was taking place. She asks the person behind me, who was the man in the elevator. Turns out he was the one hiring for the office position. He on the spot tells me “you’re hired.”
I start tomorrow.
Did he win
he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit
i crave affection!!!!!!! someone please hug me for 3 days straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first cats of spring emerge
speaking of art history
this is Undine by Chauncey Bradley Ives. she’s at the Smithsonian.
and this is her from the back
that is marble, y’all.
MARBLE.
carved so thin you can SEE THE LIGHT THROUGH IT.
i just.
wow.
fucking art, y’all.
fucking.
art.
the realism of thin fabric folding and draping over a freaking perfectly sculpted body is killing me
NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims
delete it lmfao
This really turned my day around
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credit: @melinasophie