Caligula Would Have Blushed

"You've been in the house too long," she said. Last Fm Librarything

[caligulablushed]

Things getting exciting in New Zealand Vegetable Gardening fandom

[lookatthisbabybird]

Sirocco has been found after two long years!!!!

http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2018/02/frisky-kakapo-sirocco-returns-still-lusts-for-head-mating.html

[lookatthisbabybird]

Thank you all for celebrating Sirocco’s return with me ✨

[caligulablushed]

Oh thank god, I was worried about him

[caligulablushed]

hey i saw your comment on my post and i want to reblog it to promote your twitter but i noticed your twitter url is spelled wrong in your comment. let me know once you've edited it and i'll reblog it, it's a great idea and i've already followed you(tho i don't use twitter much) anyway i'm glad the post inspired you! have a good weekend!

Omg spelling is hard! I've fixed it now ^^ thanks so much ☺️☺️☺️

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[caligulablushed]

This particular phenomenon annoys me so much I've started a twitter to document it - @tittingdownward

[caligulablushed]

A child blind from birth doesn't even know he's blind until someone tells him. Even then he has only the most academic idea of what blindness is; only the formerly sighted have a real grip on the thing. Ben Hanscom had no sense of being lonely because he had never been anything but. If the condition had been new, or more localized, he might have understood, but loneliness both encompassed his life and overreached it. It simply was, like his double –jointed thumb or the funny little jag inside one of his front teeth, the little jag his tongue began running over whenever he was nervous.

It, Stephen King

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[caligulablushed]

HARUKI MURAKAMI

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[caligulablushed]

10 minutes into anime and chill and he gives you this look

[naranja-style]

[conansamachic]

Eye shadow

NO.1   ♬   NO.2   ♬   NO.3   ♬   NO.4  

Discount code: spring15off

[caligulablushed]

You ever read about that woman who had to get her eye taken out bc she got crappy glitter in it? THIS IS HOW THAT HAPPENS

Don’t buy marked-up AliExpress shit (buy it direct from the source lol) and for the love of god DON’T PUT IT ON YOUR FACE

[misamo]

wrong way, sana 😂

[paulftompkins]

We all risked death last night cramming into an elevator to go to an after-party we only assumed was happening. This is just half of the people.

[caligulablushed]

MST and the Mountain Goats, my two favourite things intersecting, oh my god!

[madgirlf]

Poor Sasha. Poor girls. The world fattens them on the promise of love. How badly they need it, and how little most of them will ever get. The treacle pop songs, the dresses described in catalogs with words like “sunset” and “Paris”. Then the dreams are taken away with such violent force; the hand wrenching the buttons of the jeans, nobody looking at the man shouting at his girlfriend on the bus. Sorrow for Sasha locked up my throat.

Emma Cline, The Girls (via madgirlf)

[fragmentarie]

She answered: ‘Each of us narrates our life as it suits us.’

Elena Ferrante, Those Who Leave and Those Who Stay (via fragmentarie)

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[caligulablushed]

This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!

[furiroad]

Government pushes urgent legislation to end 2016, have New Year’s right now

Following recent events, Parliament is sitting under urgency tonight, as the National Government attempts to pass legislation to end 2016 effective immediat

Prime Minister John Key, joined by Minister Responsible for the Earthquake Commission Gerry Brownlee, announced his government would be pushing the bill earlier this afternoon, after visiting Kaikoura.

“Look, I think most New Zealanders would agree that, uh, that’s quite enough,” he said. “That’s why tonight, we’ll be moving to pass a bill that should resolve any forthcoming issues.”

[eteru]

[tobreakingdown]

honestly though like ghostbusters was so refreshing? I know it isn’t the first movie to do this but it’s so rare to have huge budget films portray women in the way ghostbusters did. the women in this movie got to have dramatic battle montages and scream and slap each other and shoot lasers and get covered in ectoplasm and get dirty and gross and tired and have sweat stains on their clothes. they got to have weird expressions and fat rolls and double chins and awkward angles and unflattering positions and clothing without any “hahahaha it’s okay we’re actually supermodels!!!” moments. they were shown as literal geniuses!!!!! as smart and capable and strong and none of it was backed up with “I have seven brothers” or “I had [male mentor] teach me everything I know.” the entire premise was based on incredibly smart and ambitious women who had nothing they did defined by men (even the ~romantic subplot~ was played for comedy and hardly even considered romantic). this movie is so important and I’m so glad it’s been made.