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mae, 24, bisexual & genderqueer 🌈 this is a trash dump of video games, art things, animal crossing, aesthetic posts about sky gradients and most likely more garbage ! do you have any questions? send me an ask about anything!💕

[moss1312]

my friend made a frog and he deserves love

[moss1312]

important update

[moss1312]

friends

[moonlightink7]

@rotten-reddbud

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

in a shoe

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

or in a boot

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

there’s nothing neater

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

[thresher-sharks]

or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

By the lamp

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Or on a cloth

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

There’s nothing sweeter

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

than a Moth!

[flappy-derkins]

In the grass

[flappy-derkins]

By the lake

[flappy-derkins]

There is nothing sneakier

[flappy-derkins]

Than a snake 🐍

[mango-dolphin]

when you

[mango-dolphin]

hrngh

[mango-dolphin]

you

[mango-dolphin]

BEE

[jacktheripperjrarchive918r737472]

[leviathan-supersystem]

boy oh boy sure am glad that during this crisis I get to experience Capitalist Plenty

and not Socialist Deprivation

[leviathan-supersystem]

rlly makes u think

[snottsniff]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! 50 years on and Vietnam is still beating America’s ass !!!!!!!!!!

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

uh huh

[undeadwill]

You know how china lies?

Vietnam does the same shit.

[knifefightscene]

I live in vietnam and the number is actually that low lmao vietnam has closed down schools and universities and started online learning since feb. they have praticed social distancing and lock down for 20 days now. The government literally spent billions to put tourists in quarantine for free to health check them everyday for fourteen days to make sure community spread doesn’t happen. They’re willing to risk the economy as long as the people are safe. Like you do know vietnamese people have access to the internet right???

[freemonker]

Population differences you people, America has significantly more people total

[leviathan-supersystem]

wow you’re such a genius, if only there were statistics for the number of cases per million people so we could scale it to population size, such as here:

can any mathematicians tell us whether 3 or 3,379 is the larger number? can any number wizards help us out on that one

[heir-of-the-founders]

The lengths that people go to to try and force the idea that the us is great are just astounding really

[teenagesophiebennett-deactivate]

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

[erevshelshoshanim]

You never once questioned why a character meant to be a gay man was portrayed as satanic and evil?

[steeeeeevn]

As a five year old in the 90’s, I can assure I was not aware of the socio-political ramifications of the cartoons I watched. My apologies.

[thenatsdorf]

2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

That mouse necklace! 

[ottermatopoeia]

[8-bitfiction]

[8-bitfiction]

[8-bitfiction]

[chillcrafting]

[bikwin5]

[bonginspector]

We all do

[geniesujin]

monet

[gcgazette]

[urbannoir]

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant”

[rosyc-deactivated20250912]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[burnpygmalion]

why would you censor the ops name

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

women would flock to him otherwise

[ask-bot]

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

[welcomedhappiness]

That you cannot fax money to someone.

[kurumawer]

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

[jungle-plastic]

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

[asoulgonesince2002]

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

[pizzaalle]

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

[lady-averie]

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing