I can be brave in the moment...

Mercy RP/ask blog!

[call-me-mercy]

Just call me Mercy, and take me away...

My fellow (!!!!) warriors: @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest (Fox) @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me (Cowgirl) @ask-rembrandt-anything (Rembrandt) @no-i-wanna-know (Ajax), @swan-the-warchief (SWAN <3)

// This is a mercy RP / ask blog! I made this just for fun, so please send me asks and things lol. I (ooc) am a minor, so please don't do anything to explicit but I'm happy to do jokes n stuff. Based off of the 2024 concept album, I ship swercy :)

I'll try and do character text in blue but knowing me I'll likely forget

Tags - #☆ mercy's here ☆

Shout out to @/whatrealbeautylookslike for starting up warriors rp!

Main blog is @shattered-starry-pages war @light-or-somethin

[goto-foreverlaurens]

I love hot women who could kick my ass

[no-i-wanna-know]

I need help

@swan-the-warchief

what happened, birdie?

[swan-the-warchief]

So uh yk how its like cleons birthday soon

i was like wondering what would be an... appropriate present for a boss. you know.

normally i buy like chocolate or beer but i wanted to do something nice.

dont want it to be weird or anything tho.

[no-i-wanna-know]

uhhhhh

to be honest I was just gonna get her a funny card and a gift card or something.

fox or rem would probably have better ideas

[swan-the-warchief]

@the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

@ask-rembrandt-anything

????

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Why not a new journal? Or a compass, you never know when you could need one

[swan-the-warchief]

if you don't know when you would need it how dyou know she needs it?

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

We barely get out of Brooklyn. And the last time we went out we're lost. Say whatever you want, we were lost

[swan-the-warchief]

Well we wouldn't have been if we actually stuck TOGETHER like i TOLD YOU ALL TO

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

and then you wouldnt have had time to make out with @call-me-mercy in that tunnel tho

[call-me-mercy]

yeah, being lost was kinda fun I'll be honest

@swan-the-warchief babe what if you make her something? Like a mug?

[swan-the-warchief]

but what if thats like

what if thats idk

childish

like would she like that

what if i dont make it right

[call-me-mercy]

swan, she loves you, you could probably give her a fucked up ash tray you made in 3rd grade, and she'd still like it - not that you should do that

[no-i-wanna-know]

I need help

@swan-the-warchief

what happened, birdie?

[swan-the-warchief]

So uh yk how its like cleons birthday soon

i was like wondering what would be an... appropriate present for a boss. you know.

normally i buy like chocolate or beer but i wanted to do something nice.

dont want it to be weird or anything tho.

[no-i-wanna-know]

uhhhhh

to be honest I was just gonna get her a funny card and a gift card or something.

fox or rem would probably have better ideas

[swan-the-warchief]

@the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

@ask-rembrandt-anything

????

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Why not a new journal? Or a compass, you never know when you could need one

[swan-the-warchief]

if you don't know when you would need it how dyou know she needs it?

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

We barely get out of Brooklyn. And the last time we went out we're lost. Say whatever you want, we were lost

[swan-the-warchief]

Well we wouldn't have been if we actually stuck TOGETHER like i TOLD YOU ALL TO

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

and then you wouldnt have had time to make out with @call-me-mercy in that tunnel tho

[call-me-mercy]

yeah, being lost was kinda fun I'll be honest

@swan-the-warchief babe what if you make her something? Like a mug?

[call-me-mercy]

MMMMMMEEEEEERRRRRRCCCCYYYYY!!!!

What you doing???

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

FOX! Hiii!

I'm just about to get some groceries, you comin?

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Of course! You'll get me something, right?

[call-me-mercy]

Yeah, definitely! What would you like?

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Chips! I want some chips— No! An Icee; yeah! Please??? 🥺

[call-me-mercy]

I genuinely think it would be impossible to say no to you, so yes

...how's Steven after the whole dinner thing?

[call-me-mercy]

MMMMMMEEEEEERRRRRRCCCCYYYYY!!!!

What you doing???

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

FOX! Hiii!

I'm just about to get some groceries, you comin?

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Of course! You'll get me something, right?

[call-me-mercy]

Yeah, definitely! What would you like?

[call-me-mercy]

MMMMMMEEEEEERRRRRRCCCCYYYYY!!!!

What you doing???

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

FOX! Hiii!

I'm just about to get some groceries, you comin?

[call-me-mercy]

I'm starting to regret this...

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

no it'll be fun! @swan-the-warchief is gonna love him - or at least be civil... Or maybe at least only a little hostile

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so... Have you seen Rem, Ajax or Cowgirl? I mean, they're usually the first ones to arrive to things like this

[call-me-mercy]

Not yet... I'm sure they'll get here soon though!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so, because it wouldn't be fair that the one who "forced" me to invite him here and the one who asked me about him wouldn't be here

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

hold up, why did no one tell me this was happening? I'm not dressed to eat out! And I didn't have time to prepare embarrassing questions!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

First; you look fine to me. Second; you won't do embarrassing questions!

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

are you kidding me? I dont even have my hat on! I'm basically naked!

Second, that's sweet you think I wont take any opportunity to make you both blush redder than Swan when Mercy called her cute in front of everyone

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Then go and put your goddamn hat! Where the heck are @ask-rembrandt-anything and @no-i-wanna-know ?! You know what? I don't care at this moment now

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

IM HERE IM HERE

Cowgirl babes you look fine put my sweater on and let's go this is for Fox remember? Do you WANT to let her down?

[no-i-wanna-know]

what is happening

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- promise you won't loose your mind?

[no-i-wanna-know]

why would I? fox....

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- you see some months ago I met this guy, his name's Steven, and well let's say I went on a date with him a few days ago and now I invited him to come so he could meet you. Cowgirl, Rembrandt and Mercy know, but we didn't wanted to tell you nor Swan because I knew you were going to loose your mind

[no-i-wanna-know]

oh! 😀 a boy! 😃 no that's totally fine! 😆 I will act completely normal! 😄 I won't threaten him at all! 🙂

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

... So you're not mad?

[no-i-wanna-know]

mad? no! who's mad? 😀 I'm not mad I'm perfectly fine.

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Ooookkkkkaaaayyyy... *Whispering* @call-me-mercy , @ask-rembrandt-anything , please control your girlfriends

[call-me-mercy]

uhh yeah okay

@swan-the-warchief get rid of the switchblade!

[swan-the-warchief]

What?! Oh come on that's just ridiculous. Babe!

[call-me-mercy]

sweetie, he's a civilian who reads comic books. He's not a threat.

[swan-the-warchief]

everyone and everything is a threat unless proven otherwise and i dont fuck around when it comes to my family

my crew

i meant my crew

whatever

[call-me-mercy]

...okay fine, you can have it but keep it hidden! We don't want to scare him.

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

@that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me are you ready or not?!

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

do I look like I am? Rem's sweater is too big for me, I look like a trash bag. How come such a tiny person owns such oversized clothes?

*whispers* I'm doing you a favour by stalling, Fox. Tell your boy to run while he still can

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

And me here thinking you were not going to threaten him. Ok, everybody ready?

[call-me-mercy]

As ready as we'll get!

[call-me-mercy]

I'm starting to regret this...

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

no it'll be fun! @swan-the-warchief is gonna love him - or at least be civil... Or maybe at least only a little hostile

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so... Have you seen Rem, Ajax or Cowgirl? I mean, they're usually the first ones to arrive to things like this

[call-me-mercy]

Not yet... I'm sure they'll get here soon though!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so, because it wouldn't be fair that the one who "forced" me to invite him here and the one who asked me about him wouldn't be here

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

hold up, why did no one tell me this was happening? I'm not dressed to eat out! And I didn't have time to prepare embarrassing questions!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

First; you look fine to me. Second; you won't do embarrassing questions!

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

are you kidding me? I dont even have my hat on! I'm basically naked!

Second, that's sweet you think I wont take any opportunity to make you both blush redder than Swan when Mercy called her cute in front of everyone

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Then go and put your goddamn hat! Where the heck are @ask-rembrandt-anything and @no-i-wanna-know ?! You know what? I don't care at this moment now

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

IM HERE IM HERE

Cowgirl babes you look fine put my sweater on and let's go this is for Fox remember? Do you WANT to let her down?

[no-i-wanna-know]

what is happening

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- promise you won't loose your mind?

[no-i-wanna-know]

why would I? fox....

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- you see some months ago I met this guy, his name's Steven, and well let's say I went on a date with him a few days ago and now I invited him to come so he could meet you. Cowgirl, Rembrandt and Mercy know, but we didn't wanted to tell you nor Swan because I knew you were going to loose your mind

[no-i-wanna-know]

oh! 😀 a boy! 😃 no that's totally fine! 😆 I will act completely normal! 😄 I won't threaten him at all! 🙂

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

... So you're not mad?

[no-i-wanna-know]

mad? no! who's mad? 😀 I'm not mad I'm perfectly fine.

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Ooookkkkkaaaayyyy... *Whispering* @call-me-mercy , @ask-rembrandt-anything , please control your girlfriends

[call-me-mercy]

uhh yeah okay

@swan-the-warchief get rid of the switchblade!

[swan-the-warchief]

What?! Oh come on that's just ridiculous. Babe!

[call-me-mercy]

sweetie, he's a civilian who reads comic books. He's not a threat.

[swan-the-warchief]

everyone and everything is a threat unless proven otherwise and i dont fuck around when it comes to my family

my crew

i meant my crew

whatever

[call-me-mercy]

...okay fine, you can have it but keep it hidden! We don't want to scare him.

[call-me-mercy]

I'm starting to regret this...

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

no it'll be fun! @swan-the-warchief is gonna love him - or at least be civil... Or maybe at least only a little hostile

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so... Have you seen Rem, Ajax or Cowgirl? I mean, they're usually the first ones to arrive to things like this

[call-me-mercy]

Not yet... I'm sure they'll get here soon though!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so, because it wouldn't be fair that the one who "forced" me to invite him here and the one who asked me about him wouldn't be here

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

hold up, why did no one tell me this was happening? I'm not dressed to eat out! And I didn't have time to prepare embarrassing questions!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

First; you look fine to me. Second; you won't do embarrassing questions!

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

are you kidding me? I dont even have my hat on! I'm basically naked!

Second, that's sweet you think I wont take any opportunity to make you both blush redder than Swan when Mercy called her cute in front of everyone

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Then go and put your goddamn hat! Where the heck are @ask-rembrandt-anything and @no-i-wanna-know ?! You know what? I don't care at this moment now

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

IM HERE IM HERE

Cowgirl babes you look fine put my sweater on and let's go this is for Fox remember? Do you WANT to let her down?

[no-i-wanna-know]

what is happening

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- promise you won't loose your mind?

[no-i-wanna-know]

why would I? fox....

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- you see some months ago I met this guy, his name's Steven, and well let's say I went on a date with him a few days ago and now I invited him to come so he could meet you. Cowgirl, Rembrandt and Mercy know, but we didn't wanted to tell you nor Swan because I knew you were going to loose your mind

[no-i-wanna-know]

oh! 😀 a boy! 😃 no that's totally fine! 😆 I will act completely normal! 😄 I won't threaten him at all! 🙂

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

... So you're not mad?

[no-i-wanna-know]

mad? no! who's mad? 😀 I'm not mad I'm perfectly fine.

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Ooookkkkkaaaayyyy... *Whispering* @call-me-mercy , @ask-rembrandt-anything , please control your girlfriends

[call-me-mercy]

uhh yeah okay

@swan-the-warchief get rid of the switchblade!

[swan-the-warchief]

What?! Oh come on that's just ridiculous. Babe!

[call-me-mercy]

sweetie, he's a civilian who reads comic books. He's not a threat.

[call-me-mercy]

I'm starting to regret this...

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

no it'll be fun! @swan-the-warchief is gonna love him - or at least be civil... Or maybe at least only a little hostile

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so... Have you seen Rem, Ajax or Cowgirl? I mean, they're usually the first ones to arrive to things like this

[call-me-mercy]

Not yet... I'm sure they'll get here soon though!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so, because it wouldn't be fair that the one who "forced" me to invite him here and the one who asked me about him wouldn't be here

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

hold up, why did no one tell me this was happening? I'm not dressed to eat out! And I didn't have time to prepare embarrassing questions!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

First; you look fine to me. Second; you won't do embarrassing questions!

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

are you kidding me? I dont even have my hat on! I'm basically naked!

Second, that's sweet you think I wont take any opportunity to make you both blush redder than Swan when Mercy called her cute in front of everyone

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Then go and put your goddamn hat! Where the heck are @ask-rembrandt-anything and @no-i-wanna-know ?! You know what? I don't care at this moment now

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

IM HERE IM HERE

Cowgirl babes you look fine put my sweater on and let's go this is for Fox remember? Do you WANT to let her down?

[no-i-wanna-know]

what is happening

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- promise you won't loose your mind?

[no-i-wanna-know]

why would I? fox....

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- you see some months ago I met this guy, his name's Steven, and well let's say I went on a date with him a few days ago and now I invited him to come so he could meet you. Cowgirl, Rembrandt and Mercy know, but we didn't wanted to tell you nor Swan because I knew you were going to loose your mind

[no-i-wanna-know]

oh! 😀 a boy! 😃 no that's totally fine! 😆 I will act completely normal! 😄 I won't threaten him at all! 🙂

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

... So you're not mad?

[no-i-wanna-know]

mad? no! who's mad? 😀 I'm not mad I'm perfectly fine.

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Ooookkkkkaaaayyyy... *Whispering* @call-me-mercy , @ask-rembrandt-anything , please control your girlfriends

[call-me-mercy]

uhh yeah okay

@swan-the-warchief get rid of the switchblade!

[call-me-mercy]

I'm starting to regret this...

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

no it'll be fun! @swan-the-warchief is gonna love him - or at least be civil... Or maybe at least only a little hostile

[swan-the-warchief]

... love who?

[call-me-mercy]

the boy fox is going out with! That's why we're having this meet up thing.

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[call-me-mercy]

I'm starting to regret this...

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

no it'll be fun! @swan-the-warchief is gonna love him - or at least be civil... Or maybe at least only a little hostile

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so... Have you seen Rem, Ajax or Cowgirl? I mean, they're usually the first ones to arrive to things like this

[call-me-mercy]

Not yet... I'm sure they'll get here soon though!

[call-me-mercy]

I'm starting to regret this...

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

no it'll be fun! @swan-the-warchief is gonna love him - or at least be civil... Or maybe at least only a little hostile

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

soooo how'd it go?

@call-me-mercy

Well... I think... It went really, really good

[call-me-mercy]

AWWWW YES!! TELL ME EVERYTHING

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Since I entered the place? Or since when?

[call-me-mercy]

since you guys met up! Did he compliment you? Did he smell nice? Did he pay?

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Well, he said I looked really, uh, *blushes* stunning I guess, I don't remember exactly what he said. And he was really sweet and, well, listens. He did pay, thought I insisted we both could. And why would I be smelling him? He always smells go– nevermind

[call-me-mercy]

awwwww! You're so cute, that's so... Awwwwwww!!! @ask-rembrandt-anything look at this adorableness

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

AWWWWW THE BABY IS ON A DATE THE BABY IS IN LOVE AWWWWW

i wanna get swan but if i do youll kill me so

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I AM NOT A BABY!!! AND DON'T GET SWAN ON THIS! at least... Not yet

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

she's gotta find out sooner or later

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Thanks for the reminder. Now you have to help me explain her once she finds out

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

what do you want me to do? shes just gonna grab ajax and kidnap your boy, then interrogate him and dump him in the river.

or something.

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

.... Ok, this conversation it's over, I'm out of here. @call-me-mercy , you'll have to get the details from another person, Rem just traumatized me. AGAIN

[call-me-mercy]

nooo don't listen to Rem! I'm almost sure they wouldn't do that - unless he hurts you.

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

He wouldn't! Or well, I don't think he would

[call-me-mercy]

well he better not. I'd kick half of him into Arizona and the other half to Greece

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

*smiles faintly with a little blush* You both are crazy

[call-me-mercy]

That's what sisters are for, right?

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Ok, fine, you win @ask-rembrandt-anything , I'll invite Steven to a dinner in the house. It's friday okay for everyone?

[call-me-mercy]

YES! I'll tell Swan in a second-

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

soooo how'd it go?

@call-me-mercy

Well... I think... It went really, really good

[call-me-mercy]

AWWWW YES!! TELL ME EVERYTHING

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Since I entered the place? Or since when?

[call-me-mercy]

since you guys met up! Did he compliment you? Did he smell nice? Did he pay?

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Well, he said I looked really, uh, *blushes* stunning I guess, I don't remember exactly what he said. And he was really sweet and, well, listens. He did pay, thought I insisted we both could. And why would I be smelling him? He always smells go– nevermind

[call-me-mercy]

awwwww! You're so cute, that's so... Awwwwwww!!! @ask-rembrandt-anything look at this adorableness

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

AWWWWW THE BABY IS ON A DATE THE BABY IS IN LOVE AWWWWW

i wanna get swan but if i do youll kill me so

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I AM NOT A BABY!!! AND DON'T GET SWAN ON THIS! at least... Not yet

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

she's gotta find out sooner or later

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Thanks for the reminder. Now you have to help me explain her once she finds out

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

what do you want me to do? shes just gonna grab ajax and kidnap your boy, then interrogate him and dump him in the river.

or something.

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

.... Ok, this conversation it's over, I'm out of here. @call-me-mercy , you'll have to get the details from another person, Rem just traumatized me. AGAIN

[call-me-mercy]

nooo don't listen to Rem! I'm almost sure they wouldn't do that - unless he hurts you.

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

He wouldn't! Or well, I don't think he would

[call-me-mercy]

well he better not. I'd kick half of him into Arizona and the other half to Greece

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

*smiles faintly with a little blush* You both are crazy

[call-me-mercy]

That's what sisters are for, right?