yo my names ajax

[no-i-wanna-know]

intro post

here it is, the ajax ask/rp blog

in character text will be in red, ooc text will be white and tagged

plz interact if this flops im gonna cry

kinda hope this encourages other ppl to make other warriors rp blogs

TAGS:

ask answered: ajax responds

fanart: rem's sketchbook

OTHER WARRIORS:

cowgirl: @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me

main: @whatrealbeautylookslike I also post abt warriors there

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

hey kid how's it goin. wanna get into some trouble? only if you don't tell swan or cleon.

- @no-i-wanna-know

Heck, YES! I'M IN! Finally something fun to do

[no-i-wanna-know]

alright, I'll get the bolt cutters. and uh. maybe wear long sleeves and some sturdy jeans.

[no-i-wanna-know]

What's the least romantic thing you've done for Rem?

- @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me

uhhhhh sneezed on her?

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

That's it? Nothing like bleeding all over her, bringing her dead people like a cat brings dead animals to its owner or whatever?

I have to say I'm a little disappointed

[no-i-wanna-know]

she thinks the blood is sexy

[no-i-wanna-know]

What's the least romantic thing you've done for Rem?

- @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me

uhhhhh sneezed on her?

[roycohn]

"the world you grew up in is gone" but not in a reactionary "there are too many brown people" way more like i woke up one day and suddenly everyone is illiterate and believes jewish people are literal demonic pedophiles, raw dairy and steak cure cancer, and AI chatbots are their friends. and i want the old world back

[vexheart]

[swan-the-warchief]

@no-i-wanna-know fights for anyone, so it isnt a compliment

[no-i-wanna-know]

why tf am I catching strays rn

[professionalintrovert]

[no-i-wanna-know]

I need help

@swan-the-warchief

what happened, birdie?

[swan-the-warchief]

So uh yk how its like cleons birthday soon

i was like wondering what would be an... appropriate present for a boss. you know.

normally i buy like chocolate or beer but i wanted to do something nice.

dont want it to be weird or anything tho.

[no-i-wanna-know]

uhhhhh

to be honest I was just gonna get her a funny card and a gift card or something.

fox or rem would probably have better ideas

[no-i-wanna-know]

I need help

@swan-the-warchief

what happened, birdie?

[satan-offical]

I WANNA KISS A WOMAN !!

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

@no-i-wanna-know come here!!!

[no-i-wanna-know]

yes ma'am

[call-me-mercy]

I'm starting to regret this...

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

no it'll be fun! @swan-the-warchief is gonna love him - or at least be civil... Or maybe at least only a little hostile

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so... Have you seen Rem, Ajax or Cowgirl? I mean, they're usually the first ones to arrive to things like this

[call-me-mercy]

Not yet... I'm sure they'll get here soon though!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so, because it wouldn't be fair that the one who "forced" me to invite him here and the one who asked me about him wouldn't be here

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

hold up, why did no one tell me this was happening? I'm not dressed to eat out! And I didn't have time to prepare embarrassing questions!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

First; you look fine to me. Second; you won't do embarrassing questions!

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

are you kidding me? I dont even have my hat on! I'm basically naked!

Second, that's sweet you think I wont take any opportunity to make you both blush redder than Swan when Mercy called her cute in front of everyone

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Then go and put your goddamn hat! Where the heck are @ask-rembrandt-anything and @no-i-wanna-know ?! You know what? I don't care at this moment now

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

IM HERE IM HERE

Cowgirl babes you look fine put my sweater on and let's go this is for Fox remember? Do you WANT to let her down?

[no-i-wanna-know]

what is happening

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- promise you won't loose your mind?

[no-i-wanna-know]

why would I? fox....

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- you see some months ago I met this guy, his name's Steven, and well let's say I went on a date with him a few days ago and now I invited him to come so he could meet you. Cowgirl, Rembrandt and Mercy know, but we didn't wanted to tell you nor Swan because I knew you were going to loose your mind

[no-i-wanna-know]

oh! 😀 a boy! 😃 no that's totally fine! 😆 I will act completely normal! 😄 I won't threaten him at all! 🙂

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

... So you're not mad?

[no-i-wanna-know]

mad? no! who's mad? 😀 I'm not mad I'm perfectly fine.

[call-me-mercy]

I'm starting to regret this...

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

no it'll be fun! @swan-the-warchief is gonna love him - or at least be civil... Or maybe at least only a little hostile

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so... Have you seen Rem, Ajax or Cowgirl? I mean, they're usually the first ones to arrive to things like this

[call-me-mercy]

Not yet... I'm sure they'll get here soon though!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so, because it wouldn't be fair that the one who "forced" me to invite him here and the one who asked me about him wouldn't be here

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

hold up, why did no one tell me this was happening? I'm not dressed to eat out! And I didn't have time to prepare embarrassing questions!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

First; you look fine to me. Second; you won't do embarrassing questions!

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

are you kidding me? I dont even have my hat on! I'm basically naked!

Second, that's sweet you think I wont take any opportunity to make you both blush redder than Swan when Mercy called her cute in front of everyone

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Then go and put your goddamn hat! Where the heck are @ask-rembrandt-anything and @no-i-wanna-know ?! You know what? I don't care at this moment now

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

IM HERE IM HERE

Cowgirl babes you look fine put my sweater on and let's go this is for Fox remember? Do you WANT to let her down?

[no-i-wanna-know]

what is happening

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- promise you won't loose your mind?

[no-i-wanna-know]

why would I? fox....

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- you see some months ago I met this guy, his name's Steven, and well let's say I went on a date with him a few days ago and now I invited him to come so he could meet you. Cowgirl, Rembrandt and Mercy know, but we didn't wanted to tell you nor Swan because I knew you were going to loose your mind

[no-i-wanna-know]

oh! 😀 a boy! 😃 no that's totally fine! 😆 I will act completely normal! 😄 I won't threaten him at all! 🙂

[call-me-mercy]

I'm starting to regret this...

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

no it'll be fun! @swan-the-warchief is gonna love him - or at least be civil... Or maybe at least only a little hostile

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so... Have you seen Rem, Ajax or Cowgirl? I mean, they're usually the first ones to arrive to things like this

[call-me-mercy]

Not yet... I'm sure they'll get here soon though!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so, because it wouldn't be fair that the one who "forced" me to invite him here and the one who asked me about him wouldn't be here

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

hold up, why did no one tell me this was happening? I'm not dressed to eat out! And I didn't have time to prepare embarrassing questions!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

First; you look fine to me. Second; you won't do embarrassing questions!

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

are you kidding me? I dont even have my hat on! I'm basically naked!

Second, that's sweet you think I wont take any opportunity to make you both blush redder than Swan when Mercy called her cute in front of everyone

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Then go and put your goddamn hat! Where the heck are @ask-rembrandt-anything and @no-i-wanna-know ?! You know what? I don't care at this moment now

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

IM HERE IM HERE

Cowgirl babes you look fine put my sweater on and let's go this is for Fox remember? Do you WANT to let her down?

[no-i-wanna-know]

what is happening

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Uh- promise you won't loose your mind?

[no-i-wanna-know]

why would I? fox....

[call-me-mercy]

I'm starting to regret this...

- @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest

no it'll be fun! @swan-the-warchief is gonna love him - or at least be civil... Or maybe at least only a little hostile

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so... Have you seen Rem, Ajax or Cowgirl? I mean, they're usually the first ones to arrive to things like this

[call-me-mercy]

Not yet... I'm sure they'll get here soon though!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

I hope so, because it wouldn't be fair that the one who "forced" me to invite him here and the one who asked me about him wouldn't be here

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

hold up, why did no one tell me this was happening? I'm not dressed to eat out! And I didn't have time to prepare embarrassing questions!

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

First; you look fine to me. Second; you won't do embarrassing questions!

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

are you kidding me? I dont even have my hat on! I'm basically naked!

Second, that's sweet you think I wont take any opportunity to make you both blush redder than Swan when Mercy called her cute in front of everyone

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Then go and put your goddamn hat! Where the heck are @ask-rembrandt-anything and @no-i-wanna-know ?! You know what? I don't care at this moment now

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

IM HERE IM HERE

Cowgirl babes you look fine put my sweater on and let's go this is for Fox remember? Do you WANT to let her down?

[no-i-wanna-know]

what is happening

[no-i-wanna-know]

How do you feel about being called a knight

who's asking? 🤨 not just anyone can call me a knight

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

Can I call you a knight

[no-i-wanna-know]

of course baby

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[swan-the-warchief]

can i?

[no-i-wanna-know]

I don't see why not

just don't go crazy with it okay

[swan-the-warchief]

i will use this power, for evil.

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

@call-me-mercy you wanna call Ajax your knight too while we're at it?

[call-me-mercy]

hell yeah, might as well knight ajax

[swan-the-warchief]

Arise, sir Ajax the Batshit. Dumb of ass, big of bicep, short of temper.

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

BAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA WAIT WHEN DID SWAN GET FUNNY

[no-i-wanna-know]

wait- you think my biceps are big?

[no-i-wanna-know]

How do you feel about being called a knight

who's asking? 🤨 not just anyone can call me a knight

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

Can I call you a knight

[no-i-wanna-know]

of course baby

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[swan-the-warchief]

can i?

[no-i-wanna-know]

I don't see why not

just don't go crazy with it okay

[no-i-wanna-know]

How do you feel about being called a knight

who's asking? 🤨 not just anyone can call me a knight

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

Can I call you a knight

[no-i-wanna-know]

of course baby