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“No that’s an oil tank I’m not interested” 😂

#Me when I see realistic plants in video games#BABE THEY DID YARROW COME LOOK#BABE THESE GRAPES ARE CORRECTLY TRELLISED ( @bonzicatgirl )

deathcomes4u

THIS IS WHY I MAKE REAL PLANTS IN THE GAME. FOR NERDS LIKE ME.

changelingsrule

Same energy:

thou-creature-of-the-deep

I can listen to somebody talk about their interests like this forever. Please please tell me what realistic plants you found in your game. please tell me about all the propane tanks you saw in your game.

cosmonautroger

Silent Hill, 1999

captain-price-unofficially

txttletale

good news everyone we can stop posting about booktok. that's right, there were three posts you could make about booktok and theyve made them all:

Western Man has crumbled into degeneracy because the teens these days aren't reading The Western Canon

i am shocked and appalled that this marketing hashtag is not full of people having deep and enriching discussions about literature

euuugughghgh, WOMEN like PORNOGRAPHY??? like about SEX and PENIS? yuckkkk

those are the posts everyone and weve done a great job making them. So luckily we dont need to make them anymore :) well done everyone we did it we made the post.s The three posts. we can stop now. We can stop

i-am-a-fish

may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

ginormouscobe

Everything will be okay.

i-am-a-fish

depressivenihilistpacman-deacti

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out

b3au

finsand-fangs

Me when there's nectar, cactus fruit, and insects at the function.

roach-works

me when there's cow blood

sahonithereadwolf

Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

sahonithereadwolf

it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

sahonithereadwolf

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"

roycohn

i wish you guys could hear the noises i'm making. what the fuck is that thang

roycohn

my pride flag

junojudasstuff

000l

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

uncomfortablecliche

me when im absolutely not corrupted by the amulet

Become ungovernable.

getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel

dreaded-behemoth-deactivated202

I made this for my valentine

montymollusk

please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

trek-tracks

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

trek-tracks

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."