Caoimhe

21, Irish 🍀

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[greelin]

“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever

[greelin]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[lemonsharks]

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

[jonahsimms]

[callegience]

Looks Like They Could Kill You But Is Actually a Cinnamon Roll: Terry Jeffords

Looks Like A Cinnamon Roll But Could Actually Kill You: Amy Santiago

Looks Like A Cinnamon Roll And Is Actually A Cinnamon Roll: Jake Peralta

Looks Like They Could Kill You And Can Actually Kill You: Rosa Diaz

Might Accidentally Kill themselves From Eating Too Many Cinnamon Rolls: Charles Boyle

[spacebabystudies]

Never seen anything more accurate

[jakefreakingperalta]

B99 + Text Posts (4/?)

why does this text post sound like an actual cold open from the show

[notyourbitchlightwood]

I can’t stop laughing at his face at the end

[brooklyn99outofcontext]

You’re a police sergeant! You’re a grown man! Now take your nap.

Raymond Holt (via brooklyn99outofcontext)

[callegience]

i bruise like a peach i swear to god

id say i have approximately three platelets to my name

[irelandsancienteast]

Famous for being haunted, Wicklow Gaol dates back to the 18th Century and is an atmospheric jail museum that offers visitors a glimpse of life in prisons of the past

Mingle with the ghosts during the Night Tour in the dark or book one of the jail’s night-time paranormal investigations.

Find out more about Wicklow Gaol here

[batshit-byronic]

[overblush]

why did the fray go off so hard in how to save a life?

[how-hufflepuff]

So we could cry when they lose patients on doctor shows

[runningeleven]

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

[thatweirdscienceguy]

There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example. The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another. The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas. Or it’s magic.