Calling It Funny

Finding the humor in everything, everywhere. Likely to be offensive & NSFW & intended for mature audiences, not weak or whiny bitches. You're here voluntarily.

[buzzfeed]

Kim Davis — That Anti-Gay Clerk In Kentucky — Just Lost Her Reelection

David became a conservative hero for refusing to issue marriage licenses after the Supreme Court’s landmark ruling for marriage equality in 2015.

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Karma train now boarding

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via lobbyse)

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Dominating.

[clientsfromhell]

Client: I prefer it when the paragraph spans the entire width of the page.

Me: I reduced the width of the paragraphs to make the text easier to read. About 60 characters per line is a good rule of thumb.

Client: No need to make the text easier to read. The text is hard to understand in itself.

Me: ….

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Editing vs typesetting.

Know your requests.

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Can you do [X] for us?

Me: You’re paying me to do [Y], not [X]. [X] Is a separate service that I charge for.

Client: Oh well I don’t mean right now. Just whenever you have some free time.

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When I have time, you can pay me.

Free time is what you have on your hands when you’re not trying to con me into volunteering my services for your financial gain.

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Ah! The smell of fresh cut grass, the roar of the crowd, the sound of my 8yo being not quite quick enough with his duck…

(He’s fine)

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There is no crying in baseball!

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Excuse me, Lady. I must destroy this source of fake news and dark arts of political manipulation.”

Video by Jax Teller Morrow 🐾

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WAGGING THE DOG doesn’t sit well with Jax.

[gifbro]

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Yoink. [video]

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Sibling Snack Rivalry 101:

You snooze you lose, bro.

[buzzfeed]

You won’t believe what Obama says in this video! 😉

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I 💗 this

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No sudden movements!

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Walking on catshells here.

[archivistsrock]

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Cuddle buns.

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Don’t you want some bunny to love?

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(via SilviuMajor)

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Mirror in the bathroom.

[stability]

A1 maneuvers

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This woman is a woman above all men, but duh.

She is a hero.

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Find the funny and call it out. We will always love you Professor 💗

[weirdbuzzfeed]

This Woman Says A Dancer Bit Her Finger Off At A Strip Club And Her Friend Shared The Whole Saga Online

"I'm trying to pull my hand out and by the time I do...boom, finger gone." (Warning: graphic images of exactly what the headline says.)

“At the end of the day my finger goes… What’s sobbing going to do? Bitch, it’s gone,” Osuji added.

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I can add nothing 😂🤢

Except don’t worry, Buzzfeed makes you tap the photos; they don’t throw them in your face like a fingertip someone spit out.

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Not quite small enough.

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I’m not fat, it’s all these feathers.

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AI in all

Who made us up???

Come on.

Humans have to be some kind of cosmic humor.

We are proving ourselves to be artificially intelligent here in America.

[obviousplant]

I made some new Girl Scout cookie flavors. See a couple more on Facebook.

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Order now!

Doppel-tangers and OOPS! All Raisins are almost sold out!