gordon ramsay is no longer my dad

u just got slayed

[callingthehugz]

Hey old are you? I don't see an age in your bio

old

[wallabii]

Zzz

[depsidase]

[mokitobear]

[detectivelaugh]

Doctor is next to draw!!! Hope you like my ticket taker!!!! <3

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

[lebada]

funniest possible reply and its not even on purpose

[crimeronan]

-charlotte zhang art installation at the alice gallery

[ratratratratratsewer]

My attempt of drawing horror

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[setulose]

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

[setulose]

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

[the-bar-sinister]

Actually, the reason to write that rarepair longfic that no one else is going to read is so you can go back and re-read it yourself when you're sad.

[the-bar-sinister]

Or horny.

[punkitt-is-here]

my deltarune fanart, ultimate strategic brilliance one billion

[echointhewindwind]

Being an Eridian scientist has to be so funny. You train your entire life as a biologist, becoming specialized in your field, probably giving lectures or educational speeches to other Eridians, and then the star savior Rocky comes home with his weird pet dog. Your job is now to cultivate food so the weird dog who is the age of average baby doesn’t die. The dog also saved the stars. Your job is making dog food out of the dog. You also learn that you and the dog have the same job. You are the happiest scientist on Erid.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

The dog knows more about how the universe works than anybody else on your planet. The dog understands how relativity works and how the universe began. The dog has access to complex machines that can store and process massive amounts of information, launching your society into a new age of scientific and technological advancement.

You later find out that these machines were originally invented because the dog's species has a memory like a sieve and struggles with primary school level maths.

[pistachiosoda]

inside my little chamber made of glass

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[arminwifey]

Hey honey 👋 im so happy to see a heart cage fan on tumblr!!! We're so rare 😭. Anyways, if your still taking requests could you do the boys reacting to a video or something about their girl kicking someone's butt? Like full on beat down? Thank you so much and good luck with ur Tumblr 💗

saw you fighting.ᐟ

ft. enox, luke, dane, g#, sid

cw: fem mc, spoilers for all routes, a little suggestive for g# and sid, violence, lots of blood, mention of murder for dane, g# is cray again

a/n: tysm for the request!! so sorry it took so long to get to, it will probably happen again... but i'll def come back at some point! i hope i did everyone justice :)

quick note for future requests! if you'd like me to include half, clark, or n, please let me know in the request! i don't have the best grasp on their characters yet, especially with clark and n's routes not being out yet, but i'll try my best if you specifically ask for it!

╰➤Enox

╰➤Luke

╰➤Dane

╰➤G#

╰➤Sid

[liyuananan]

I actually wanted to see what Khol would look like wearing other aprons… =ᗜωᗜ=。

[johnnysstars]

Have you guys seen the animation for when the mercs loose a competitive match?? cause they are giving me cuteness aggression everyone is so petty, grown men huffing and puffing