picasso

[grox]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

my friend went to new york and this is the only photo he sent me

[holedyke]

tumblr banning the #girl and #weed... huge loss for the three weed smoking girlfriends industry

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I’m so mad to the point I’m nauseous 

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

No. No. No you know what? Fuck you. Not directed at you, original poster. Directed at Tumblr, Apple, all of the greedy corporations trying to make the internet a sterile place by censoring anyone who dares to say simple words, words that are nearly always harmless. Focus on getting bigots and predators off of your goddamn platforms instead of trying to ban overly general words.

You can take my porn. You can take my credit card. You can make me have to look at bullshit discourse. You can leave this site a buggy mess. My favorite game related to dragons is Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. But you can’t take #weed and #girl from me. Why? Because I fucking love weed, and I fucking love women. ALL women. I will fight for women’s rights every goddamn day. I astral project when I’m mad to beat up astral misogynists sometimes. Women are so beautiful. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my blood, I would shed it into your clothes with a smile. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my teeth, I’d pull them out one by one with my own hands. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my sanity, well, I’ve already gone mad!  

GIRLS. MADE. YOUR. WEBSITE.  @staff @support​ They’re called Tumblrinas for a reason. Tumblr in 4chumblr was portrayed as a girl for a reason. Girls are the world, and chances are, a lot of the ones who helped this website grow also smoked a shitton of weed! I’m a dude, I know this. If you won’t listen to girls, listen to me. I beat everyone in 8th grade Taekwondo. I’m 6′5. I’ve read Marx. I can lick my elbow. I have an entire journal for manifesting negative energies in Chris Pratt’s life, and I can make another directed to you. I’ve lived hundreds, maybe thousands of past lives. The GODS sealed me in my prime form due to my chaos and power, that’s why I’m here. I was in the YAOI WAR. I destroyed ASTRAL YAOI RONALD REAGAN. The Yaoi War brought a god down to shreds, destroyed him; the ever powerful Dave Scourge-Uzumaki Johnson. It created a powerful devil from the ruins, Aoba Seragaki. You fuck with girls? You fuck with weed? You fuck with ME. I may never know the plights girls go through, but I can fight for them. 

Stoner girls run this site, not you, staff. So give back the fucking tags. 

You’ve messed with the wrong people. 

We are Steven Universe. We are Voltron. We are Destiel. We are Danganronpa. We are Sherlock. We are Dr. Who. We are Homestuck. We are Marvel. We are the Hunger Games. We are Yuri on Ice. We are Gravity Falls. We are the Onceler. We are Sans. We are Weed. We are IBS Warriors. We are those who discovered wearing a fedora makes you an asshole. We are the Mishapocalypse. We are the ones who fought against coffee shop Bronies. We are the Down with Cis bus. We are Alexandria’s Genesis. We are #girl.

We are Tumblr. We will not fall to your tyranny.

[flowerbleedme]

th ats what i was gonna say

[cassie-darlin]

babygirl I'm nonconforming to genders you've never even heard of

[chaoticgouda]

milord the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[burger-prince]

[chaoticgouda]

No!

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

cute date idea

we go to the botanical gardens. u point at all the plants u like. i eat them

[tlirsgender]

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

[apricotparrotmemes]

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

[cybercrimer]

[cybercrimer]

[kaijuno]

saw a meme in one of my dreams last night that had confucius but he was a catboy and it said "catnip got me acting unwise"

[kaijuno]

artistic recreation

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

tumblypoos… have you guys heard of this tv show Family Guy??? it’s literal shitposting omg,, it’s basically thebootydiaries except it started in like 2000?? and it’s ANIMATED it’s total animation porn to look at??? how do you guys,,, not know about this it’s fucking precious?? there’s an evil gay baby stewie he’s a sinnamon roll??? WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[emosforjesus]

This post stopped my milk production and now i cant breastfeed

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

this is THE funniest reply on this post thread closed

[doubleca5t]

Wait wait do you seriously have a mirror facing the foot of your bed? Aren't you scared that the mirror dimension you is going to crawl out of it in the middle of the night and kill you?

What kind of lives do you people lead?

[pepsiprincesa]

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

[roslips]

There’s people who have war in their countries

[pepsiprincesa]

and i have a blunt with no pepsi 

[vnusplanetoflove]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

growin up,

they all told me

that my autism

was a flawtism

(if eminen was autistic and wrote a song about his experiences)

this is one of those asks that the last sentence just really makes it

[blackarachnya]

send that man to the penis explosion room immediately.

[breha]

superimposing the destiel ending onto straight characters is a very fun thing to do i do recommend it. doomsday but rose just doesn’t really come up after that and the bbc aggressively insists the doctor was going to say “i wish you the best my very good pal.” han says “i love you” to leia instead before he gets frozen in carbonite. she doesn’t say anything back and they just don’t bother to rescue him and he’s not really an important character after that. mulder confesses his love to scully, then gets immediately abducted by aliens, followed by two episodes where scully solves the plot problems, eats ice cream, and then dies for unrelated reasons. that’s the ending.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]