Things and Stuff and Doing

Wait...what?

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

[catchymemes]

[tvguts]

the phrase "a shiny quarter to anyone who can explain this" popped into my head today but i couldn't remember what it was from. after 30 minutes of frantic googling i'm happy to report that it is from Invader Zim production art where johnen and the other artists were bullying eachother via notes on character design revision sheets

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[ad-wills]

[glowingghosty]

[thevioletcaptain]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Has it ever happened to you?

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: tumblr tag rading: fruits is carbs??? /]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beardedmrbean]

[deir-griminy]

For anyone like me who was wondering just wtf a Flock camera was

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flock_Safety

In the Controversies sections, there are such delightful(sarcasm) things listed including:

- use by ICE

- tracking a woman in an "investigation" of her aborting an unviable fetus, including getting data from cameras in states with full abortion rights, on behalf of her partner who reported her to police for it

- police officers stalking their exes using the cameras

- police officers holding people at gunpoint after they were falsely flagged by the system

- the company refusing to remove the cameras after their contract was cancelled, removing bin bags that the local authorities had taped over the cameras for citizens privacy while they were attempting to get the company to remove the cameras, and in at least one case, turning them back on against the local authorities wishes

- footage from 60 of the things just chilling on unprotected internet storage anyone could access

[umflowers]

john oliver's most recent monologue was about these fucking things, if you'd like to learn more

[bitchautism]

can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.

[bitchautism]

and by woke I mean aware of racism. the original meaning. don't do stupid bullshit here. woke = aware of racism . ok

[galaxywarp]

[valleyofthegroupies]

Rare Japanese NIN promotional image with Trent reznor in a field, wearing a big straw hat, holding a big daikon radish and smiling

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[redstonedust]

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.