Dre

dre • she/her • 19 • history major • fanfic writer (might post some stuff about my fic who knows) • trash for pjo/hoo • posts the most random things when i please • posts about writing stuff

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Low quality meme

[seven-halfbloods-deactivated202]

Rick Riordan likes writing parallels. Like with Silena and Clarisse and Patroclus and Achilles. So imagine: a story that parallels Orpheus and Eurydice but with Jason and Piper! He could’ve played into Piper’s singing voice, which was never really elaborated on. And then bam... at the last second Piper turns around and Jason goes poof again 🤩

why do all the geniuses stay on anon, like please let’s applaud this incredible human 😌👏👏👏 (poof😭😭)

[daily-tiktoks]

[courtfeyrhys]

When he died, all things swift and beautiful and bright would be buried with him.

Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles. (via courtfeyrhys)

[bitofanerdingeneral]

[callmedre2015]

Me??? Making Hades and Apollo the best grandparents ever? Yes.

Apollo: “So... your what? My kid’s kid? But how is that possible?”

Ashton: “Gee, i don’t know. I thought you were supposed to be smart.”

Apollo: “Are you insulting me?”

Ashton: “What? Me? Never.”

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Hades: “Hm... you are strange.”

Ashton: “Why thank you my lord and savior hades.”

Hades: “I... do not understand.”

Ashton: “ ..... you poor soul. That’s it. I’m teaching you the ways of memes. Also, I want some Wendy’s.”

[callmedre2015]

Arriving at Camp

Ashton: “I don’t know why I brought you here with me”

Sparky: “Bruh, you’re didn’t bring me here with you. I got sucked in that weird-ass vortex with you”

[callmedre2015]

Incorrect quotes. My Immortal edition

Cameron: Oh, woe is me. I am laying in a ditch, please let me die and wallow in my own self-loathing—

Frank: *walks by*

Cameron: On second thought, I don't wanna die. Time to yeet myself out of this ditch for I have found the light.

[callmedre2015]

The Ancient Greeks

Violet: I like to read, but I also like to wallow in my grief because I lost someone I loved.

Cyrus: You mess with my beloved twin, you get sucker-punched in the face. And that's that.

Tahki: I hate it when people just approach me because they want me to date them. I need to know them first.

Alena: Leave me in a ditch and let nature takes its course

[callmedre2015]

Incorrect Quotes

Enrique: Oh c'mon. I didn't drink that much last night!

Harry: You were flirting with Andromeda—who looked absolutely irritated by the way.

Enrique: So what? She's my girlfriend!

Harry: You asked her if she was single...

Lucas: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

[callmedre2015]

"At this point, I don't even wanna question what the hell you're doing, Ashton."

Sparky at Ashton everytime they do something that makes absolutely no sense

[callmedre2015]

Andrique scenarios #1

Enrique: *gasps*

Andromeda: What is it now?

Enrique: You do know that one day I'll die right?

Andromeda: No shit. And wanna know what will be your cause of death?

Enrique: No... what?

Andromeda:

Andromeda: You know what? Never mind.