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This is in an art book I have and omfg i can’t stop laughing at it
“St. Nicholas Refusing His Mother’s Milk” is the title. The artist isn’t known.
This makes the act of leaving milk out for St. Nick just a liiiiiitle bit Freudien, doesn’t it? YOU’RE ALL SICK.
Mother: *through gritted teeth* TAKE THE FREAKIN TEET
Child: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNO
“There’s plenty of fish in the sea.”
Yeah, but I’m fishing in a toxic lake full of methane and shit bro.
SOME WEIRD ASS QUOTE I FOUND ON THE INTERNET:
2005 September 30, D. Harlan Wilson, Pseudo-City, p183 (Raw Dog Screaming Press; ISBN 1933293020 (10), ISBN 978-1933293028 (13)) Coincidentally there is a masochistic PCP with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words) curled up in an alleyway across the street. He has been whispering “Antidisestablishmentarianism” to himself over and over for two days now, experiencing up to one orgasm every three hours as a result of The Pain
True friendship is when you can say “haha, that was hil-HAIRY-ASS” and without faltering that friend will say back “yeah, it was ri-DICK-ulous”.
No but this actual happened to me.
Person: “You’re asexual?”
Me: “No, no. You misheard me. I said I’m ‘a sexual’. *body rolls seductively at person*
Vorarephilia: Arousal to eating another person’s body parts
IT IS THE FOURTH OF JULY. YOU AND I ARE, YOU AND I ARE ON FIRE. FIRE? ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Looking at your phone while you're meant to be getting a ‘good night’s sleep’ for school tomorrow like:
Spin the bottle
“Oh, it's you guys’ turn in the closet. You know what that means.”
“Haha, seven seconds in--”
“NARNIA! WHERE GOING TO NARNIA! FAK YEA”
So I was reading this AOT dojinshi (however the fak u spell that) and it was r ally funny and they just hit you with the but now everyone’s dead and they left this not I can't faking ASAFAGECHEJKFOEJSGANALICHWBWJDPSJANAM
Double checking yourself in the mirror like:
Dark Shower Thoughts
Just took a shower in complete darkness. No, serious it was pitch black, i couldn’t tell the difference between my eyes open and eyes shut before my eyes adjusted. Most exhilarating thing I’ve probably ever done. Everything was creepy and eerie, and with everything in darkness you began to really question if the things around you are real. And the scariest part of it was, the more comfortably you got with the darkness, the more afraid of the light you became.
I’d walk a thousand miles.
I dynoMITE
Okay but how is it already June?
Wait shIT ITS JUNE???!!!
Shut your tongue.
You will never see what happens in the short moments that you close your eyes to blink.
You know those moments when you loom at someone and they're looking at you and you look away and then you look back to see if they're still looking at you and they are and you're like whAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT? You're actually both just getting conscious of each other’s gazes and both checking to see if you're still staring at each other and because you both do it you both make eye contact again and both get creeped out.
