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This fic was done as a submission for AleRudy AU-gust. Enjoy!
The smells wafts through open windows, drawing in all the children and their parents. Alejandro hummed softly to an old tune that had long ago played at his wedding, when he married the man of his dreams. But that was before his hair had turned gray, and before he decided to grow out the stubble a little bit more than he already had. Before he decided to retire from his position and rank. Before life was Good.
Alejandro looked up as he heard the footsteps he had grown so used to hearing. “Hola, mi amor,” he murmured, looking back down at the dough he had been kneading. Rudolfo walked over to him, and hummed. “Y eso es..?” he asked, staring at the light tan dough. Alejandro chuckled, “Conchas, Mi Vida. Y, yo tengo tu favoritos. Marranitos.” Rudolfo looked over to the oven and slowly started to grin. “So you really do love me. Last night made me think otherwise.” “Ay, Rudy! My team has always been better than your’s!” Alejandro exclaimed, rolling his eyes. “Is it really my fault Las Almas always loses?” “Oye! We beat your asses in the last championship!” Rudy said, crossing his arms over his chest-god he was so childish, Alejandro loved it.
“Claro-But that doesn't change the fact that club América is the best team-To the whole country!” Rudy scoffed and then said, “I’m replacing all the sugar with salt.” and Alwjandro swore up and down he was going to take off his chancla and throw it at his husband's head. Rudolfo made for the cabinets-And Alejandro really did throw his shoe at him, Hit him square in the back of his head. Rudolfo let out a god awful groan in pain before turning around and throwing the shoe right back at Alejandro. And after that, they heard a little timer go off. “Time to open shop-” Alejandro said before the show hit him smack dab in the middle of his forehead.
“Acierto!” Rudy said before running out of the kitchen to the front of their shop. He opened up for en elderly couple who’ve always made it their goal to come early every morning just for fresh baked sweets. Rudy made friendly small talk while he took their order, they always got a hot coffee, large to share, and four churros each that Alwjandro had already made. And after the couple had said their goodbyes, Alejandro came out, restocked the shelves with various fresh sweets from the ovens, he grinned as he did so. “Oy…Rudy. Imagine if we had un niño. Think he’d try to steal something?” Rudolfo laughed before putting a hand on Alejandro’s back as he bent down to the lower shelves.
“Of course he would-You’d be his dad.” Alejandro rolled his eyes before standing back up, nice and tall. Then he kissed Rudolfo's forehead and left back into the kitchen, humming that same old tune from this morning. Rudolfo stayed put in his spot in the middle of the storefront before smiling and walking behind the counter. A couple of old allies walked in-and surprised both Rudy and themselves, “Fantasma? Soap? Que paso, amigos?” Rudy asked, walking back out and patted soap on the shoulder-still very weary of Ghost. Alejandro came back out, flour on his face, he looked like he had tried opening a new bag again.
“Jabón? Oyé! Hermano, que tal?” Alejandro said, playfully shoving Rudy out of the way so he could grab soap by the shoulders and grin at him, all teeth and a little pink from his gums. Soap’s smile was just as big and happy. “Heard some locals talking about this hidden gem, so asked for a cab here,” Soap explained, talking a mile a minute. Ghost made a soft sigh. “Johnny…calm down, Love. he’s not runnin’ off anywhere.” Soap rolled his eyes. “Anyways-can i get ahh…what’ee those things-little sticks with chocolate inside?” Alejandro’s eye twitched. “Churros?” “Yeah!” Soap snapped his fingers pointing at Alejandro afterwards, “Those things!” Rudolfo sighed. “I’ll get them, Mi Sol.” “Gracias, mi amor.”
Alejandro looked over at ghost, narrowed his eyes. “Are we sure that’s Ghost?” He wasn’t in the usual get up. Just a black surgeons mask, a plain black zip up hoodie and a pair of blue jeans. Those were his beat up sneakers though. Alejandro nodded once he saw the shoes. “Nevermind. It’s him.” “Ye saw m’shoes.” “Their older than mi abuleo, Fantasma.” and ghost mocked offense by putting a hand over his heart and shutting his eyes. Well, he certainly was more expressive now than he was back then. Alejandro noticed the huge scar on the side of Soap's mohawk and sucked in a quick fast breath of icy cold air that made his teeth hurt. “Soap. what happened-?” “Gun shot. Didn’t go clean through, doctor’s removed the bullet an’ i was in a coma for ‘bout a year. After that, i dunno. Life went on f’me.”
Alejandro nodded. “Always good to know a friend's still alive.” Rudy came back and handed ghost a brown bag. “El churros. Made by the loud one himself.” Alejandro’s head could’ve snapped off with how quick he turned his head. He raised his eyebrow at his husband, making his pale ever so slightly. “Uhh i mean-My husband?” “Am I or am I Not your husband?” “Ayy, Alejandro!” And Alejandro smiled. He would never stay mad at Rudy for very long. They talked to their old friends for a bit longer, but as all things naturally do, it came to an end, they said their goodbyes and went on about their day.
This is an Easter egg spotted at Epcot! You can find it by going into the toy shop at the UK pavilion and heading towards the Kidcot area. Look through the bookshelf carefully (on the left side), as it’s very much a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it treat for nerds like us, haha.
if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money
me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….
teenagers: we are going to call you mean names
me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….
teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle
me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet
teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism!
me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield
