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I just realized I haven't made an intro post soooooo

WASSUP MOTHER SHUCKERS

MY NAME IS: WYVERN WYNELIUS WYVBALL (or any variation of it)

But also sometimes Jade , Ivy or Fire

AND IM HERE TODAY TO INTRODUCE YOU TO: Me

(I hope someone gets the reference lol)

MY PRONOUNS: He/They

MY AGE: A minor (hehe music)

MY HOBBIES: CRYING, PLAYING VIOLIN, SLEEPING, DRAWING, EATING, RUNNING FROM MY PAST DECISIONS, reading :D, LOWING MY WIFE

MY MOOTS: Your mother. My wifey.

FAV COLOR: Ourple

TIMEZONE: EST

MY WIFEY :DDDDDD -> @forgotten-fox-vixxy

I LOVE SILLY THINGS

OTHER THINGS I LIKE: MOTHERS, VIX, BSD, GENSHIN, HSR, LAND OF THE LUSTROUS, POKEMON, MY GIRLFRIEND, HEAVEN OFFICIALS BLESSING, MY WIFEY, IDK I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE RN

I ALSO HAVE CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY SO DONT QUESTION IT IF I START OVEREXPLAINING MY EVERY ACTION

THATS KINDA IT IDK

MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY WIFEY BTW

IDK WHAT I SAY HALF THE TIME, SO DONT TAKE ANYTHING PERSONALLY

OR DO

IDK

AWAKE BETWEEN NEVER AND NEVER!!11!1!1!1!!!!

Who I am

Book list

Watching List

Kill Me

Casual Fan, They Say

Momento Mori (leaves a debt)

DM for my Discord @

Trying to be more evil ≽(•̀⩊ •́マ≼

BIGGOTS, TRANSPHOBES, HOMOPHOBES, ANTI-ENDOS, RACISTS, PED0S, OR ANY TYPE OF HATE/DISCRIMINATION IS NOT WELCOME HERE

#Silly goofy times rn #idk #i dont tag my things #i prolly should tho #dumbass Wyv #boom #that works ig #yea #(new tags ->)#pro endo #anti endo dni

lastoneout

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

maryn-fell

rocky cookie

ichorknight

driving my chevy to the levee today

ichorknight

what the fuck

elronthemage

that mfer was dry

carb0n-m0n0xide

This will be the day that i die? 🤨

bellasauruss

A commission I got to draw someone's cornsake, accentuating the fat squishy pads on her head when she lays her head on her rock...

homunculus-argument

Playing magic the gathering and someone's whole entire deck is just spells that make you discard your cards but now your hand is empty and you're just playing straight from deck to table dealing -1 damage every single turn with one sickly little one-point-value runt of a creature that they failed to kill at the start and you're whittling them down from 38 health because they removed your only weakness and they can either concede or stay here trapped in the hell of their own making.

parasiticstars

I was getting ready for work, pulling my blonde hair into a messy bun, throwing on some converse and a flannel because I’m not like other girls. As I look at my sky azure crystalline ocean sapphire bird of paradise blue eyes (that aren’t really blue because they turn stormy rain cloud slate when it’s dark or when I’m angry), Eva Stratt came in.

“I sold you to pay our debts,” she said. “Come meet your new masters.”

A single dainty tear trails down my face. I went downstairs and there they were— Rocky and Adrian.

irate-iguana

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

mockiatoh

Stop that’s too funny

homunculus-argument

Wild that the Scottish Highlands and Appalachian mountains were connected once. To what extent did highlanders migraring to the US settle there like "hmm yes. This big rock is home rock."

merlinmay

broke: grocky is bad bc Rocky’s cheating on Adrian

woke: Rocky decides not to out of respect for Adrian and as soon as they land Adrian’s like fuck you mean you turned down the hot alien you fucking idiot

milolunde

A nice soothing back massage with noooooooo knots

quixoticanarchy

damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

quixoticanarchy

i (type 1 diabetic) was explaining autoimmune diseases to someone and she was like ohh right so yours is the good kind of diabetes where you didn't do it to yourself. to which i objected that's not how type 2 works either. and she said well that's the fat old people disease. and i was like you can't say that, a) not how it works and b) extremely rude. and her defense was her grandparents have type 2 and "did it to themselves" and since they're fat old people she reserves the right to hate on them. i understand hating shitty grandparents but YOU are the shitty one here to hate on them for their medical conditions and weight rather than literally anything else. hello?!

anyway type 2 diabetics i'm sorry about the world. everyone* be kind to type 2s or else

*note to type 1 diabetics especially we need to be better at solidarity and not cling to being the "good ones" at type 2s' expense. what the fuck is a good kind of diabetes anyway

quixoticanarchy

also worth saying diabetes is a complex reaction to a not-yet-fully-understood set of factors and environmental pressures and genetics and it's reductive and fatphobic to say fat=diabetes BUT EVEN SO no matter if someone did incontrovertibly "give themself diabetes" that's not a free pass for dehumanization. shut upppp

noenergytomakeheartsrace

You know when someone is so attractive it makes your brain short circuit

the-haiku-bot

You know when someone

is so attractive it makes

your brain short circuit

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

homunculus-argument

My inbox is beautiful this time of the year.

pukicho

I never made a 3D model of a person before, so I tried free-handing one without a reference. I couldn't do it, because I'm not God, but for my first ever attempt at a human figure, I think it turned out okay!