Liane Pissing Off Ji-Hoon and Vice Versa 🔥❄
A tale of two frenemies, featuring @calmbeforezero and cameos from @ask-missparker
WARNING: May contain ice puns, snow jokes and general frenemy fuckery. And mild threat.
Ji-Hoon: This stupid game! How do you keep winning?
Liane: Years of practice...no seriously years.
Ji-Hoon: Don't you dare...
Liane: You could always just...Let it Go...
Ji-Hoon: *leaps up* That's it! I will turn that smiling face into an ice sculpture!
Liane: *runs away laughing*
*Ji-Hoon showing off a potential new suit*
Liane: You look really stupid.
Ji-Hoon: *grumbles* I feel it.
Liane: You look like an absolute tool.
Ji-Hoon: Mia will you tell her?
Liane: You look like one of The Incredibles..
Ji-Hoon: Right if you make one more comment about me in these suits, or just about me in general- listen to me! I am taking those shiny Louboutain heels- you hear me, and I will shove them up your ass! Okay?
Mia: Yeah it's just a case of tweaking it here, lengthening the sleeve here, we'll do that of course.
Ji-Hoon: Yeah. It's not bad, is it?
Liane: Yeah it isn't actually. *pause* Jack Frost.
Liane: *squeals, running away*
Mia: Dinner's ready. Liane go get Ji-Hoon from his room- oh wait no-
Liane: Too late! *runs to his door* Ji-Hoon? *knocks five times rhythmically* Do you wanna build a Snow- *gets hit in the face with a lot of snow*
Ji-Hoon: *smiles through the door* Now what did you actually come to say?
Liane: *her eyes glow purple through the snow, melting the snow to vapour with her fire* Dinner's ready...
Mia: *from the kitchen* WHY IS THE SMOKE ALARM GOING OFF!?
Ji-Hoon: See, the problem is, Liane, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D.
Liane: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.
Liane: We should normalize not loving family members.
Ji-Hoon: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck brother” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!
Ji-Hoon: Are you alright?
Liane: Short answer or long answer?
Ji-Hoon: You skipped therapy again, didn't you?
Ji-Hoon: I think you're still suffering the effects of the party last night.
Liane: All I drank was Redbull!
Ji-Hoon: I will freeze you if I have to.
*Ji-Hoon and Liane are texting*
Ji-Hoon: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.
Liane: What did they change my name to?
Liane: Don’t change it back.
Ji-Hoon: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Liane: I’m the chosen one.
Ji-Hoon: What the hell is wrong with you?
Liane: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.
Ji-Hoon: Pretty sure that's genetic...
Liane: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Liane: Oh, right. The lying.
Ji-Hoon: And the incessant teasing, the inflated ego, the...pinkness.
Liane: Alright! Geez, just give me the cold shoulder already.
Liane: *beams* You love me really.
Liane: *venting endlessly to Ji-Hoon about their week*
Ji-Hoon, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.
Liane: Are you even listening?
Ji-Hoon, deadpan: Absolutely.
Liane: Okay good. So anyway-
Ji-Hoon: *puts in earphones*
Liane: *playing Into The Unknown over JARVIS speakers, singing along*
Ji-Hoon: Could you be anymore annoying?
Ji-Hoon: Ask a stupid question...
Liane: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Ji-Hoon: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Liane: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?
Ji-Hoon: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.
Ji-Hoon: I'm going to say this very slowly in the hopes you understand. Felton, you can't do this without supervision.
Liane: I am a responsible adult!
Ji-Hoon: You are a problem.
Liane: I'm your problem. For the next forty-eight hours.
Liane: *softly singing Frosty The Snowman*
Ji-Hoon: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Liane: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
Ji-Hoon: No references to Elsa, Jack Frost, Frosty the Snowman, Frozone or The Snow Queen.
Liane, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Ji-Hoon: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
Liane: Do you think you're cool when you act all brooding and snarky?
Liane, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Ji-Hoon: What’s in the box?
Ji-Hoon: Liane, what’s in the box?
Ji-Hoon: Felton! You are not a childless cat lady!
Liane: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Liane: I- well yes, but- shut up!
Ji-Hoon: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Liane: Are you calling me short?
Ji-Hoon: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
Ji-Hoon: Oh you're going down.
Ji-Hoon, checking their watch: Barely.
Liane: It's morning somewhere.
(Liane and Ji-Hoon go undercover)
Ji-Hoon: This is Liane, she's… not my assistant, some other word.
Liane, smirking: I’m his carer.
Ji-Hoon: Yeah, my carer. She cares so I don’t have to.
Ji-Hoon: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense.
Liane: I’ve got plenty of common sense!
Liane: I just choose to ignore it.
Ji-Hoon: That's the most coherent and honest remark you've ever made.
Liane: Aww thanks! *hugs him*
Hope you enjoyed! And yes the long one is an adapted version of a scene from Britcom Gavin and Stacey.
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