I heard your coming back to the house soon we are excited to have you back
Your room is right where you left it and no one has decided to mess around with it 😌, plus we decorated the tree. So you will find Christmas cookies 🍪 and other food in the kitchen (I made them don’t worry!)
Sir Underwood, i'm doing well, thank you for asking :)
I see Mia has already alerted everyone, yeah, i am coming back soon and will be able to celebrate Christmas with the whole team, i have missed everyone (Felton's the exception).
Note: For easier understanding and no confusion, 616!Mia will be referred to as Amelia cause technically that is her actual name and everyone knows Mia is a nickname!
Extra Notes: This is basically roasting also how Mia used to be in the OLD Rp eras, if you know you know 😉🤭 comment below 👇🏼
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“Okay, what fruit theme place was I brought into now?” Mia exclaimed, looking around the room in frustration.
“I think I just encountered Skrull, get the cages ready if needed.” Said Amelia into her coms then pointing her blaster at the other woman. “Hands up where I can see them!”
Mia turned around and held up a hand in surprise, “Woah, woah! Hold up frosted tips, I'm not whatever that is.”
“Liar! You look and sound like me!” Amelia yelled with a glare. “Tell me something only I would know, not some green freak.”
“Okay first off, ouch. Secondly…um–uhh, we will never admit it to Liane but we enjoy some of Taylor Swift’s songs.”
“You are…not wrong. Wait, is this that alternative universe meet up, I heard about?”
“Alternative universe–nevermind. But yeah, sure, it is I guess…”
“I’m Amelia Morse. Earth 616.”
“Uh, Mia Morse-Parker, uh I don't know what exact Earth number am I from? Possibly Earth 1-99999. Sorry I had a weird day.”
“No problem, I get it. Weird days happen to me too! Yesterday Avengers Tower was attacked and Liane freaked out while Rochelle was taken. Oh! Luna went insane as well, using purple magic.”
“No way! Doc Ock attacked yesterday too, but Ji-Hoon blasted him and Ricky went straight to disarming his extra arms. Nano-tech, weird but cool.”
“Very cool! I use it to design a few suits.”
Amelia nods, dropping her weapon and putting it into her pocket for safety reasons. She scanned Mia up and down, already getting a sense of who she is and possibly where their timelines/universes split up.
“Age.” Amelia said with a smirk. “You look a bit younger than me, no offense.”
“I’m 24? How old are you exactly?” Mia asked curiously, relieved she lowered her gun.
“28, so you're only 4 years younger than me, nice.”
“Huh? 28 years old..I age gracefully, unless that’s all surgical?”
“Nope! All natural, the Parker genes are a gift…and so are my father’s genes.”
Mia blinked in confusion, “Father? Ben Parker or Phil Coulson…?”
“Aunt Bobbi’s big brother.” Amelia clarified as if it was obvious. “Shitty father, no wonder Bobbi never liked to mention it, but at least I got some closure.”
“I…okay.”
“You never met him?”
Mia shook her head innocently as Amelia cocked a half smile nodding.
“Oh, you sweet, sweet, child.” Amelia replied, shaking her head with a sigh. “You lucked out and dodged a bullet. I assumed you got your powers on Nepal alright, even if you didn’t meet him there? You know ‘The Afterlife’?”
“I’ve been to Nepal, which is where I met Jeremy and–wait did you say powers?!” Mia asked, taking in the information.
“God, you’re slow, aren’t you? And yes! I said "powers”! What are you? Human?”
“Apparently!?”
Mia explained that she never went to the cave, below the lighthouse, where Daisy got her abilities and never got blasted, she was above the surface level with the rest of the team. Amelia blinked and scoffed, realizing how risky she must’ve been meanwhile her counterpart was more or less on the safer end.
Possibly, less traumatized too?
Amelia looked at her up and down trying to comprehend what she was hearing, now she’s betting that neither Earths were totally different when it came to certain things.
“Okay, so it appears like we have some differences. Take it back, how about your time within SHIELD, i’m guessing you and Grant Ward had a connection?” Amelia said with a smirk.
Mia huffed and smiled annoyed, “Yeah, some connection…we were good until it was revealed that he was HYDRA all along, working for John Garrett. Well, technically he was loyal to Garrett, not HYDRA and–”
“Wait what? Stop! No, no, no that’s wrong! Ward was always SHIELD, since day one, no undercover code or shit.”
Mia raised an eyebrow and scoffed, “You clearly didn’t have your coffee this morning…Ward is HYDRA, girlie. Wake up.”
Amelia pinched the bridge of her nose, “I know that, dumbass! But in my universe, he became HYDRA later!”
“Come again?”
“Grant was and will always be loyal to SHIELD since day one. It’s where he felt home, but after having to go undercover at HYDRA for a few months to gather intel, something went wrong and he turned on us. It was all Garrett’s fault.”
Mia blinked in shock and took a shaky breath, trying to understand what she was hearing. She wasn’t going to lie, she didn’t know weather to feel envious or sad for her counterpart.
“Okay, so he was SHIELD all along but betrayed you guys due to being manipulated by HYDRA?” Mia exclaimed, raising an eyebrow once more. “What? No, him wanting you to join him or whatever? Or him apologizing for his actions and trying to get you to understand him?”
“Oh yeah! He’s done that a few times, and still did that..” Amelia smirked and giggled looking off into the distance as if remembering something. “It was a joy to see him in that cell and plead for my forgiveness.”
“And you forgave him?”
“Sometimes. My man is very convincing.”
Mia nodded then paused, it was like a record scratch was heard in that very moment.
“YOU’RE WHAT?!” Mia exclaimed, putting her hands on her hips. “Did you just say ‘your man’? Are you and Ward…a thing?”
Amelia just shrugged, “It’s complicated. We never really dated or anything, but you know, chemistry. Friends to enemies kinda dynamic, with a hint of underlying tension kinda thing.”
“So you're not together?”
“We were! Way back when, a few dates but afterwards? Nahhh!”
Mia sighed in relief, as if a huge weight had taken off her shoulders, but still questioning her counterpart's motives. But before we can smile and turn to the next topic on her mind, her counterpart sorta beat her to it…in a rather calm and odd approach.
“But I did date Michelle’s brother though?”Amelia said ever so casually, holding up a finger and grinned.
“I’m sorry you dated who?” Mia asked in disbelief as to what she just heard. “Did you just say Michelle’s brother? Rochelle’s girlfriend Michelle’s big brother?”
“Yeap! That’s the one!”
“HOW?! WHEN?!”
“Uh, hello? Isn’t it obvious? He’s handsome and flirty, and I'm pretty and flirty, plus we both had similar interests right off the bat. Why not date?”
“I..okay. You dated a dude with ultra powers, and who’s mother is literally Carol FREAKING Danvers…?! So you just flirted with your friend’s brother?”
“Technically, he found me and there was a connection sooo…wait you never hooked up with Michelle’s brother Micheal?”
“NOO! I don’t even think I met the guy! And you-yo-you are a wild little flirt!?”
Amelia smirked and snickered, holding back her laughter at her counterpart's reaction. The poor girl was in pure shock and maybe a hint of disbelief, even disgust. Or even some jealousy? Amelia couldn’t tell. It was clear that this version of her was more tamed when it came to the romance department than she was.
But then again, Amelia has had wildlife and lived longer, even been to the underworld once and so much more. She has been with Grant Ward, Micheal Danver, Quieten Beck, Nikolai Morozov and possibly had a few other romances, depending on the comic book she was in.
“Okay, okay, calm down, sweetheart.” Amelia said, chuckling, holding up a hand.
Mia scoffed, “Slut.”
“Ouch. But at least hoe sounds a bit nicer.”
“Whatever.”
“Now i’m curious, who did you fall in love with?” Amelia asked curiously.
Mia softened her expression and nods, “Nikolai.”
“That royal flirt?!”
“Nikolai isn’t royalty…”
“Uh, sweetheart, he is. His family comes from a royal bloodness, has he not told you about his past?!”
“I know enough. He said his parents were murdered, his older brother is horrible as he trained him to be a skilled fighter and treated him badly..and he escaped his home then ended up in New York, a few years later he met me.”
“Girl, you seriously realize you are literally considered a princess in some universes cause you marry him right?”
“I’m what now?”
Amelia pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed deeply. She shook her head and let out a little chuckle, knowingly. She knows that Nikolai wasn’t ever one to let the world know about his trauma or accidentally let it slip about himself. He kept that tight lipped and only let a few things slip, depending on the conversation.
Mia, of course, knew what she needed to know and didn’t push her man into that level of talking about his past. She knew what she needed to know! She respected it and wasn’t going to poke the bear. Last time she tried to get him to talk about it, he threw a pillow at her face with a smirk.
“So kids?” Amelia asked with a smile, hoping to change the subject into something lighter. “Got any?”
Mia mumbled, “...with all the men you’ve been with, you probably got a few.”
“Hey!”
“Just saying!”
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Aww I miss Amelia’s Matt Murdock flirty era 😂 me and @gcthvile had fun flirting with literally everyone. Good times, good times. @missstrawbs2001 had Rochelle and Liane be soooo different too hehe 😜
Feel free to reblog and post ur own versions of the game fic haha
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A tale of two frenemies, featuring @calmbeforezero and cameos from @ask-missparker
WARNING: May contain ice puns, snow jokes and general frenemy fuckery. And mild threat.
Ji-Hoon: This stupid game! How do you keep winning?
Liane: Years of practice...no seriously years.
Ji-Hoon: Dammit!
Liane: Hey Ji...
Ji-Hoon: Don't you dare...
Liane: You could always just...Let it Go...
Ji-Hoon: *leaps up* That's it! I will turn that smiling face into an ice sculpture!
Liane: *runs away laughing*
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*Ji-Hoon showing off a potential new suit*
Liane: You look really stupid.
Ji-Hoon: *grumbles* I feel it.
Mia: He doesn't.
Liane: You look like an absolute tool.
Ji-Hoon: Mia will you tell her?
Mia: Stop it, Felton.
Liane: You look like one of The Incredibles..
Ji-Hoon: *sighs*
Liane: Frozone!
Ji-Hoon: Right if you make one more comment about me in these suits, or just about me in general- listen to me! I am taking those shiny Louboutain heels- you hear me, and I will shove them up your ass! Okay?
Liane: *goes silent*
Mia: Yeah it's just a case of tweaking it here, lengthening the sleeve here, we'll do that of course.
Ji-Hoon: Yeah. It's not bad, is it?
Liane: Yeah it isn't actually. *pause* Jack Frost.
Ji-Hoon: Right c'mere!
Liane: *squeals, running away*
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Mia: Dinner's ready. Liane go get Ji-Hoon from his room- oh wait no-
Liane: Too late! *runs to his door* Ji-Hoon? *knocks five times rhythmically* Do you wanna build a Snow- *gets hit in the face with a lot of snow*
Ji-Hoon: *smiles through the door* Now what did you actually come to say?
Liane: *her eyes glow purple through the snow, melting the snow to vapour with her fire* Dinner's ready...
Ji-Hoon: Excellent.
Mia: *from the kitchen* WHY IS THE SMOKE ALARM GOING OFF!?
Ji-Hoon: She started it.
Liane: Ooh you-
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Ji-Hoon: See, the problem is, Liane, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D.
Liane: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.
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Liane: We should normalize not loving family members.
Ji-Hoon: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck brother” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!
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Ji-Hoon: Are you alright?
Liane: Short answer or long answer?
Ji-Hoon: Short?
Liane: No.
Ji-Hoon: Long?
Liane: Nooooooo.
Ji-Hoon: You skipped therapy again, didn't you?
Liane: I- ugh!
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Ji-Hoon: I think you're still suffering the effects of the party last night.
Liane: All I drank was Redbull!
Ji-Hoon: How many?
Liane: Eighteen.
Ji-Hoon: I will freeze you if I have to.
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*Ji-Hoon and Liane are texting*
Ji-Hoon: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.
Liane: What did they change my name to?
Ji-Hoon: Chosen One.
Liane: Don’t change it back.
Ji-Hoon: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Liane: I’m the chosen one.
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Ji-Hoon: What the hell is wrong with you?
Liane: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.
Ji-Hoon: Pretty sure that's genetic...
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Liane: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Ji-Hoon: ...
Liane: Oh, right. The lying.
Ji-Hoon: And the incessant teasing, the inflated ego, the...pinkness.
Liane: Alright! Geez, just give me the cold shoulder already.
Ji-Hoon: *glares*
Liane: *beams* You love me really.
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Liane: *venting endlessly to Ji-Hoon about their week*
Ji-Hoon, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.
Liane: Are you even listening?
Ji-Hoon, deadpan: Absolutely.
Liane: Okay good. So anyway-
Ji-Hoon: *puts in earphones*
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Liane: *playing Into The Unknown over JARVIS speakers, singing along*
Ji-Hoon: Could you be anymore annoying?
Liane: Yes.
Ji-Hoon: Ask a stupid question...
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Liane: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Ji-Hoon: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Liane: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?
Ji-Hoon: Oh, no, I do.
Liane: Well, what is it?
Ji-Hoon: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.
Liane: Dammit!
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Ji-Hoon: I'm going to say this very slowly in the hopes you understand. Felton, you can't do this without supervision.
Liane: I am a responsible adult!
Ji-Hoon: *raises brow*
Liane: I am an adult.
Ji-Hoon: You are a problem.
Liane: I'm your problem. For the next forty-eight hours.
Ji-Hoon: Right.
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Liane: *softly singing Frosty The Snowman*
Ji-Hoon: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Liane: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
Ji-Hoon: No references to Elsa, Jack Frost, Frosty the Snowman, Frozone or The Snow Queen.
Liane: Well, dammit.
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Liane, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Ji-Hoon: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
Liane: Do you think you're cool when you act all brooding and snarky?
Ji-Hoon: Yes I do.
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Liane, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Ji-Hoon: …
Ji-Hoon: What’s in the box?
Liane: What woul-
Ji-Hoon: Liane, what’s in the box?
Liane: I think you know.
Ji-Hoon: Felton! You are not a childless cat lady!
Liane: I could be!
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Liane: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Ji-Hoon: Your life?
Liane: I- well yes, but- shut up!
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Ji-Hoon: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Liane: Are you calling me short?
Ji-Hoon: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
Liane: Bite me, Elsa.
Ji-Hoon: Oh you're going down.
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Liane: Good morning!
Ji-Hoon, checking their watch: Barely.
Liane: It's morning somewhere.
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(Liane and Ji-Hoon go undercover)
Ji-Hoon: This is Liane, she's… not my assistant, some other word.
Liane, smirking: I’m his carer.
Ji-Hoon: Yeah, my carer. She cares so I don’t have to.
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Ji-Hoon: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense.
Liane: I’ve got plenty of common sense!
Liane: I just choose to ignore it.
Ji-Hoon: That's the most coherent and honest remark you've ever made.
Liane: Aww thanks! *hugs him*
Ji-Hoon: I hate you.
Liane: I know.
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Hope you enjoyed! And yes the long one is an adapted version of a scene from Britcom Gavin and Stacey.
Summary: I was just watching Padmé and Anakin fan vids then got inspired to create two scenes 🙈
Note: I didn’t proofread this post I was just having fun hehehe
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Amelia walks into their living room area with a hand on her belly as she sighs, "Are you okay?"
Nikolai raise an eyebrow as he sits on the couch, "Do I look okay? Sorry, I didn't mean for it to come off as rude...the council is pulling me and Ji-Hoon left and right..but I'll be okay. I just..I don't need to stress you enough as you already are."
She shook her head as walked over to him and placed a hand on his shoulder as she said, "Don't do this. Don't shut me out, let me help you. What can I do?"
He smiled and kissed her hand, "Just hold on me, as we did on Naboo..?"
She smiled finishing his sentence, "When there was nothing but our love.."
Nikolai smirks, "You look rather stunning today." In a darling response, Amelia blushed.
Amelia’s smile was radiant as she took his flesh hand and pressed it against her belly, “He keeps kicking.”
“He?” Nikolai asked as his smirk grew, “I thought it was ordered for the medical droids to not spoil our surprise.”
She smiled softly, “Oh, I didn’t get this from the droids. It’s my…motherly intuitions?”
He chuckled when he felt a sudden kick against his palm before saying, “Mother intuition, huh? With a kick that hard? Definitely a girl.”
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Amelia placed a hand on his cheek as she told him, "No, don't do this. This isn't you...all I want is your love and for you to come home."
But Nikolai is so far gone as he cups her face, "Love won't save you, darling."
Suddenly she stepped back slightly and began to furrow her eyebrows, "Excuse me?"
He added with a smile, "Only my new powers can do that. I won't lose you the way I lost my mother. I am becoming more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of, and I'm doing it for you... to protect you."
Amelia shakes her head, "No, no. Baby, listen to yourself. Leave everything else behind while we still can!"
Nikolai smiles and shakes his head, "Don't you see? We don't have to run away anymore. I have brought peace to the Republic. I am more powerful than the Chancellor; I... I can overthrow him. And together, you and I can rule the galaxy... make things the way we want them to be!"
Amelia gasped and place a hand on her bump before saying, "I can't believe I'm hearing this! You're not yourself..you've changed, Ji-Hoon and Liane were right."
Nikolai sends her a glare, "Enough about our friends! This is about us!"
Amelia steps in front of him and waves a hand in front of him in a glare, "I don't know you anymore! Nikolai... you're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I can't follow!"
Nikolai pushes her finger away and grabs her hand as he says, "But you can! You always dreamed of powers, you said it yourself plenty of times before!..we can do this together, imagine our child, living the life we always dreamed of..you and me, together, for all the stars above to see!"
Amelia sucks in a breath as her eyes water before saying, "Baby, you don't know how much I want to say yes.."
Nikolai furrow his eyebrow and step forward, "And what's stopping you? Is it Ji-Hoon and Liane?"
Amelia shakes her head, "I don't want to rule in darkness..come back please.”
For a brief moment he snaps out of it.
Nikolai can see the heartbreak in her eyes and sighed cupping her cheek, "Let me do this one task and I'll come back to you, darling.."
Amelia's sniffles and whispered, "But I'm losing you…”"
Nikolai shakes her head, wiping away her tears before saying, "I can do this.."
Suddenly Nikolai looks past Amelia to see Ji-Hoon standing in the ship as he glares, "What are you doing here? You idiot! You brought her here?!"
Amelia looks over her shoulder and gasps, "No! No! I didn't..he must've snuck aboard the ship."
Nikolai protectively steps in front of Amelia, a hand hovering over her frame and blocking Ji-Hoon from getting anywhere near her.
He pointed a finger and glared, "Whatever you think you're doing, don't try it!"
Ji-Hoon steps out of the ship, "I haven't even started. Now, if you're smart enough, you'll let her ago and we can settle this…you’re just lucky I didn’t bring the others.”
Nikolai looked down at his wife and whispered, "You brought him here, didn't you?"
Amelia shook her head rapidly and placed a hand on his shoulder, "No, no! I didn't."
Nikolai narrow his eyes, "I want to believe you.."
Ji-Hoon rolls his eyes, "Let her go, Nikolai! She has nothing to do with this."
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Hehe that’s where I got so far as I brainstorm. I did make a crack 🤪 one where Darth Vader!Nikolai met his Jedi!daughter Margot after 5 years of being away from his wifey in my head 😌📺
Sooo let me know what you think about this world? And yes @purpleprincessonfyre is a Duchess/Princess and @calmbeforezero is a Jedi Master!! OH I think Michelle and Rochelle would be Jedi Knights as well?? 🤔
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Mission update: apparently deploying someone with ice-based powers to a tropical rainforest wasn’t the brightest idea. Who knew?
Imagine trying to subdue HYDRA agents while your powers are basically running on low battery thanks to 90% humidity and 35°C heat. Not exactly ideal conditions for freezing anything. Took down three guys the old-fashioned way before realizing I was sweating more than I was freezing.
Note to SHIELD: next time, maybe send me somewhere with a colder climate—or at least make sure the jet has proper air conditioning.
Anyway, the mission was a success, and I’m back in one piece. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the lab trying to figure out how to make my cryokinesis work in all environments. Or drinking iced coffee. Probably both.
@calmbeforezero he’s amazing and cool—no pun intended—definitely low key, one of the most loyal guys I ever met
He’s got everyone’s back even if his face doesn’t always show it
Don’t let the handsome fool you, he can kick your ass 👀
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Your nieces and nephew say hi as well haha! 😆
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