I know this blog has been a tad quiet but I am currently searching for a proper FC for calem and I’ve also been a bit busy. I think I’ve found a good one though so I’ll attempt to get icons edited this weekend.

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I know this blog has been a tad quiet but I am currently searching for a proper FC for calem and I’ve also been a bit busy. I think I’ve found a good one though so I’ll attempt to get icons edited this weekend.
calmenuit:
“I do not understand the need for such plain humour.” Well, somebody didn’t like puns it seems.
“Did you say you can’t fig-ure it out?
"Mon Cherie... How dare you."
"I do not understand the need for such plain humour." Well, somebody didn't like puns it seems.
"Vous les hommes êtes tous les mêmes Macho mais cheap
Bande de mauviettes infidèles
Si prévisibles, non je ne suis pas certaine, que tu m'mérites
Z'avez d'la chance qu'on vous aime Dis-moi "Merci" "
calmenuit
“Excusé moi monsieur, but your outfit appears to be quite torn… I have a sewing kit back at my workshop, should you so desire.” He gives the other a look down, almost sneering at the outfit.
“…I would highly recommend it.”
{ @iiridaceae }
Come to Kalos, they said. You’ll fit in fine, they said. One of his first interactions here would be some snooty guy. So why exactly did everyone say Kalos is a good fit for him? Is this how everyone is going to act? No, no. That’s too judgmental and it’s too early to make that call. This guy just has a problem is all.
“Thanks for the offer, but I’ll pass. This thing’s been torn so long, it’s almost characteristic of it. Besides, I have other outfits without rips.” Well tailored ones, likely to this guy’s shock. But Gladion isn’t a bragger…even to uppity people like this. “Easier for me to travel in clothes that are already messed up. I don’t have to fret over them.”
"I suppose I cannot expect much... On the bright side, you are quite attractive in the face so it works for you." He hums, bringing a hand to his chin.
"Do not let that get to your head though, your hair still has the appearance of unevenly cut grass. Do you do this on purpose or did you fall while cutting it yourself?"
"I have been here but a day and I have already seen a cold clown, a sports whack, an oddly kind version of monsieur Lysandre, and a reject from that emo Unovan band..what was it called? Green days? ....Mon pauvre ceour ne peut pas prendre ceci..."
calmenuit:
“If it were me, I would much rather look like a twelve year old than an angry starfish.” Calem quips, his tone blank as if he were talking about the morning paper.
“Your hair aside, ‘Lys’… Your café here is very quaint. You are quite different from my Lysandre, non?”
“At least angry starfish don’t get ID’d when they’re buying anything age restricted.” Not to mention his voice and height adding even more to the illusion that he wasn’t actually a fully grown man. The beard was practically a walking ID for him at this point…
Well, that and being well known as an inventor and businessman, but that wasn’t the point right now.
“At least we have something we can agree on in a positive manner.” He allows the previous subject to slide for now, instead finding the compliment -or at least, he hoped it was a compliment- to be a much needed divergence. “The café is what I put my heart and soul into most nowadays. The Caster’s able to carry itself for now without me interfering too much, so it leaves me with enough time to do, well, this.”
“If by different you mean ‘I can’t stand suits, I’m usually two foot shorter than the rest of them and I smell like birthday cake twenty four seven’, then yeah, I suppose I am a little different to them.”
And even then, his current outfit to some was no better…
"Yes, quite... If you are taking it positively, then by all means. It is not as though I hold the other Lysandre in high regard." He purses his lips, placing a hand on his hip as he looks around. The place certainly did look well cared for, and the light streaming in from outside created a warm atmosphere that gave the feeling of being somewhere..safe. Hm. He'll have to commend the other for that atleast.
"You say this café is your passion, non? What do you have to offer here? I would be willing to try something, I suppose."
"Ah, Trevor! C'était long temps que j'amais vu! How are you doing? It feels as thought it has been years, mon ami."
{ @trevcr }
"Excusé moi monsieur, but your outfit appears to be quite torn... I have a sewing kit back at my workshop, should you so desire." He gives the other a look down, almost sneering at the outfit.
"...I would highly recommend it."
{ @iiridaceae }
calmenuit:
It..wasn’t a prank? This kid actually chose to wear this on his own?
“Oui…It is.. well, it is all of it. You look as though someone had picked out of a sports catalogue with their eyes closed and gave you the outfit. Are you..quite sure you do not wish to change?”
“O-Oh….” Well, when he put it that way with that expression on his face maybe Nate should change his style up a bit? It wouldn’t hurt to try at the very least. “Umm…. okay, I guess? Do you happen to know of any stores that’ll be good to go to? Er umm…. that is to say, will you help me?”
"Ah! Vraiment!? Then, please allow me to show you to my personal workshop. I have a few extra outfits laying around that I believe you shall look wonderful in!" The excitement in his voice is rare, genuine happiness that causes his cheeks to redden slightly. Anything involving his own work was bound to cause such a reaction.
"Suivez moi, I shall show you the way." And with that, the man began walking towards his apartment, weaving through the busy streets of Lumiose.
"Pardonné moi, mais...vous êtres d'accord?" He inquires, eyes staring at the other with a slight tinge of actual curiousity.
"Ah-- I mean..Are you alright? The fall you took looked quite bad."
{ @koucas }
“You may not be the same piece of garbage from my world, but your beard remains artrocious, monsieur Lysandre. Have you considered a razor, perchance?”
{ @fatedflare }
“…Lys. Just, call me Lys.” It’s the first thing he can truly think of responding to, and a hand moves consciously up to his beard to just press against it and run along the scar hidden underneath the dyed facial hair.
“A-and, I don’t think it would be wise to just, shave it off; I look like I’m twelve without it…”
"If it were me, I would much rather look like a twelve year old than an angry starfish." Calem quips, his tone blank as if he were talking about the morning paper.
"Your hair aside, 'Lys'... Your café here is very quaint. You are quite different from my Lysandre, non?"
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calmenuit:
“Oh..Mon dieu…” What was this? A sick joke? Had someone pulled a prank on this poor boy? Such cruelty was uncalled for, and being the ever kind man he was, Calem could not stand by and watch such a thing.
“Mon cherie… Let us get you something else to wear..”
{ @lack–two }
“Is there something wrong with my outfit?” Nate’s gaze dropped down to his attire, searching for any possible stains or tears in the ensemble, brows pinching in confusion when he found none. “Ah… it’s uhh… it’s the wetsuit isn’t it?” And the shorts, and the jacket, and the visor no doubt.
It..wasn't a prank? This kid actually chose to wear this on his own?
"Oui...It is.. well, it is all of it. You look as though someone had picked out of a sports catalogue with their eyes closed and gave you the outfit. Are you..quite sure you do not wish to change?"