I want to invent things with Tech

she/her. Star Wars is my favorite thing. Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Luke Skywalker, and Tech are my comfort characters.

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Okay, can we talk about how it's normal for people to be able to understand droids in Star Wars? Like, it seems impossible... How can someone get a whole sentence from a random series of beeps? I understand emulating emotions with the beeps, but there's not enough variation to actually allow a full conversation. Why don't they just program all droids to speak English? Who thought it would be a good idea to give them their own language that most people wouldn't understand?

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My Star Wars Show Rankings

7. Resistance

6. Obi-Wan Kenobi

5. The Book of Boba Fett

4. The Bad Batch

3. Rebels

2. The Clone Wars

The Mandalorian

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I kind of wish that Rex wasn't in Rebels just so that there would be so much suspension surrounding his fate in the Bad Batch. People would probably be wondering if he died at the end or not, but because of Rebels, we can be sure that he survives. I am glad that he doesn't die, but it would've made the show much more interesting with everyone worrying about Rex's safety.

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"The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine."

My daily routine:

- Wake up

- Eat

- Watch Star Wars

- Sleep

- Repeat

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What's a scene from a movie that lives in your head rent-free?

Me:

An underrated Obi-Wan scene in my opinion. This parallel made it even better.

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I love Rebels but some of the animation genuinely scared me...

Dave Filoni: Would you do anything for me?

Me: Yes-

Dave: Compliment Anakin's animation from Rebels.

Me: ...

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Manifesting Rex in the Bad Batch for this Friday.

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WHERE'S TECH

There's Echo, Hunter, Wrecker, and Omega. BUT WHERE'S TECH!!!

Here's another shot of the scene, still no Tech!!!!!!!

Dave I swear if you order 66ed my bby >:(

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Olivia Rodrigo - driver’s license x Padme Amidala

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What my class is thinking about during our unit about the Medieval Church Inquisitors:

What I’m thinking of:

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As you know, jetpacks are often hard to get used to if you have never worn one before. Obi-Wan was able to use his easily because he had lots of experience and was very strong with the force. On the other hand, it took Ezra Bridger a lot longer to get adjusted to using one. Since Grogu is now being trained by Luke, he would tell Luke about Mandalorian jetpacks. Then Luke would decide to teach all of his students how to use them in case they would ever have to use one.

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Who would win in an arm wrestling match? Cody or Rex? They’re basically the same person, so wouldn’t they have the same muscle strength? Unless one of them saw more action than the other. What do you guys think?

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Whenever Obi-Wan goes on a mission with the 501st, he only gets about 30 minutes of sleep each night. Fives has karaoke nights every night and Anakin and Ahsoka stay up playing Just Dance with the volume at 100%.

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“I’m the Mandalorian, and you’re watching Disney+”

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If all of Pedro Pascal’s characters got stuck in a room together, Max would probably freak out and turn them all. Then he would start calling them all Max, and he would have an army of himself. The only person he wouldn’t be able to turn would be Din, who would spear him, and normal Pedro, because normal Pedro needs to be saved.

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Headcannon: One time when they were on Naboo, Anakin let Padme braid his hair and put flowers in it. Right afterward, he was sent back to the Jedi Council as an emergency. He didn’t have time to take his hair down, so he had to address the council with braided hair and colorful flowers. Mace Windu was probably like, “What the fawk??”