Writer and Fangirl

Teacher by day and fangirl by night. 40 year old, married, mother of one from Virginia. Multi-fandom blog

[thisfeebleheart]

more manhandling like this in season 2 please

[gurlsrool]

Ilya circa 2017 retweeting a post that says “all the hottest bitches can’t see shit.” His mentions are immediately flooded with women sharing pictures of them wearing glasses because no one knows he’s ShanePosting

Shane sees this and gets territorial enough to send a selfie of him wearing nothing but his glasses. Ilya drops his phone so hard the screen shatters

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[cjjade]

Fight me. But Ilya's curls are to Shane, what Shane's freckles are to Ilya.

[gaynehollander]

For most of his career, Shane has had a strict schedule of a 6 am run. The weather doesn't always allow for it, in which case he uses the home gym, but he really prefers starting his day with running outside.

The only exception was whenever he or Ilya slept over. Their time together was so limited that Shane sacrificed his strict 10 pm bedtime and 6 am run for evenings spent in Ilya's arms and lazy mornings in bed together.

So the first time Ilya really becomes aware of this habit is after Shane moves to Ottawa. He wakes up, careful not to disturb Ilya, and sneaks out of their bedroom and when Anya wakes up to the sound of him moving around the house, and starts whining at the door, what is he supposed to do other than take her with him on his run?

When Ilya eventually gets up, Shane is back home, freshly showered and sitting on one of their barstools, enjoying his morning smoothie. Ilya appears, bleary eyed eyed and half-asleep, in a robe and wordlessly places a kiss on the crown of his head before gathering Anya's leash and whistling for her to come so they can walk around the garden and she can take care of her business. Shane tells him that's not necessary, they went for a run this morning and Ilya reacts as though this is high treason. He accuses Shane of robbing him of quality time with his daughter and leaving him out of family bonding. It's mostly done in jest but Shane can see that there's a grain of something there.

Which is how Shane reluctantly agrees to move his runs to 7 am and they become a family activity.

[cameandgavewithouttaking]

There were very rare moments that Shane could get anything done during the day. Daria seemed to be getting into anything and everything within reach and it didn't help that Anya seemed to want to be her partner in crime.

He was determined to get dinner ready for his husband tonight to celebrate his recent promotion to assistant coach of the Ottawa Centaurs. With a sigh, he gave Daria a snack cup of Cheerios and turned on Bluey. Shane didn't like to do it often, but he was desperate. Once he was sure that his daughter was occupied on the floor in front of the television, he set to work in the kitchen, keeping an ear out.

Shane realized shortly after he had prepped the red wine braised beef to go into the oven that he didn't hear any sounds coming from the living room. Biting his lip, he place the Dutch oven in the oven and stepped into the living room. The sight made his heart flutter.

There on the floor, Daria had made her way over to Anya's doggy bed. The two were curled up together, their breathing in sync as they slumbered.

Shane took out his phone and snapped a picture and sent it to Ilya.

Shane: Our girls really are the cutest.

Ilya must have had a free moment because he responded immediately.

Ilya: They really are. I will be home soon ❤️

@hollanovbingo BLACKOUT BABY! I can't wait until the next one

[delsicle]

Somewhere in Toronto:

Hudson: haha Jacob I think there’s a mistake on the schedule, it says we’re not filming the trophy room scene on day one?

Jacob: yeah we need to film some stuff in a different location first —

Hudson, beating his fists on the ground and dry heaving while Connor rubs his back: pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

[gaynehollander]

This is a reminder that Ilya canonically makes Shane edge himself until Ilya can get there to fuck him.

Shane almost comes without him and feels the need to tell Ilya about it, even though he managed to stave it off. Ilya calls him a good boy for it and his reward is having to bring himself to the edge two more times without being allowed to come. Like, that's canon. That happened.

[bees-reads]

After Shane and Ilya get married Ilya is so happy to finally change his pfp to be one of him and Shane. To piss Ilya off Hayden also changes his pfp to him and Shane. Cue different NHL players slowly changing their pfp to photos of them and Shane. It basically becomes and unspoken trend that when you enter the NHL you need to get a photo with Shane Hollander to change your pfp as a right of passage.

[transthatmasc]

Shane joins in after months of this by making his pfp a pic of him and his reflection in the mirror.

[luins]

a lifetime to be noticed by him

[seasonofhorror]

CHUCKY 1.02 | "Give Me Something Good to Eat"

[argillaforma]

ilya in the beginning of their situationship: haha shane doesn't know how to sext and he's bad at dirty talk and he's so boring and polite he's like a scared little bunny i'm gonna show him how to do this

ilya 12 years into their relationship after shane's 4th hole pic of the day telling ilya how much he needs to be filled: well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

[cameandgavewithouttaking]

"I just had the sound guy pick my goal song in Montreal," Shane admitted. Harris had texted earlier in the day asking for his goal song and he hadn't responded yet.

"You are lucky you are hot," Ilya teased and pulled out his phone.

"Fuck you," Shane responded.

Ilya started playing the choruses of various songs. Shane wrinkled his nose or would roll his eyes.

"I don't like the beat."

"Isn't this one a bit cliche?"

"Ilya...this sounds like a fucking stripper song!"

Ilya huffed and looked at his husband with a teasing smile. "Such a diva." He pulled up something else. It was a long shot, but it might be worth it. Shane stared at the cover art of the album and arched an eyebrow at the Russian.

"This guy looks like he's screaming on the cover. I'm already dreading this."

"Shut up and listen," Ilya countered and found the chorus of the song he was thinking of.

It was just the same phrase over and over again, but Shane brightened. It would be the perfect middle finger to the Voyaguers whenever they played the Centaurs...and Shane had to admit that the beat was pretty catchy.

"I like it," he admitted. "I'll let Harris know that this is it."

~*~

The Voyaguers were not expecting "Now you're dead to me, you're dead to me," to start blaring through the speakers at Canadian Tire Center and Shane Hollander to skate past their bench with the biggest shit eating grin on his face at their first match up of the year.

@hollanovbingo I've got one more to go!! I think I've got this...

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya and shane are hosting at their home for the first time after the wedding. this was always a dream for them, being together around all of their friends. at some point in the night they disappear after shane says he’s going to grab something from the pantry and ilya follows him not long after. their friends start discussing “they’re definitely fucking in there” and one of the wags says and hayden tries to defend his friend “shane and ilya have never done anything like that around other people” and harris goes “but they’re at their house and it’s gigantic here, no one will hear them wherever they are” and wyatt goes “who wants to bet they’re fucking?” and everyone agrees to the bet but it’s 50/50, half of them agreeing with hayden and saying they’d never do something like that with people there and the other half saying they’re freaks. so everyone picks luca haas to go look for them because if ilya and shane catch him they won’t be mad at the rookie. luca goes looking for them and when he approaches the pantry he hears ilya’s exasperated voice going “no shane, listen, you want to know what she said to me? the audacity...” and luca stops going further and just turns around and goes back to the rest of the group and says “they’re just gossiping, i think they lost track of time” and half of them groan while hayden cheers going “i told you guys”. sometimes shane needs to step back to recharge his social battery and ilya goes with him to keep him company because even when he’s overwhelmed, shane still wants ilya there with him.

[cameandgavewithouttaking]

January 2026

Ottawa was in Washington for a game when the snow started. Flights out of all the major airports were canceled.

"Sorry guys," Wiebe said with a sigh as they stood in the lobby, "with the ice that's in the forecast, Dulles, Reagan, and BWI have canceled all flights in and out of DC. Looks like we're stuck for the duration."

Most of the men groaned. They wanted to get back to their significant others and children. Most of the younger players shrugged it off, what was a few more days in a hotel. Perhaps it was a few days in another city to pick up someone to spend some "quality time" with.

"I guess I'll call Mom and let her know they'll have Anya for a few more days," Shane said, biting his lip. Who knew how long the airports would be closed.

"We are lucky they love her as much as we do," Ilya replied with a grin. He was also thinking about lucky he was to have a few more uninterrupted days with his husband in a hotel. He leaned in so that only his husband could hear, "get ready to not leave the bed until we fly home, moy ogurets."

"Cucumber? Really, Ilya?" Shane said, his face tomato red at the invitation and the double meaning of the nonsensical nickname.

"Let's go back to our room. And take advantage of our luck..."

@hollanovbingo Two squares to go!

[cameandgavewithouttaking]

"Boston College? Are you sure, malyshka?"

"Papa...Boston College has one of the best figure skating programs in the country. And the scout wants to meet with me. I think they're serious about having me." Daria looked to Shane for help but he stayed quiet for the moment.

"But you will be so far away from us," Ilya protested weakly. It wasn't a big argument anymore. Since he had become head coach for the Washington Eagles, at least Boston was in the same country.

Shane looked between his daughter and his husband. "Ilya...it's only 8 hours from Virginia to Boston, and we'll be up there when Washington plays Boston. We can at least tour the campus and talk to the scout." He wrapped an arm around Daria's shoulders. "She's the top skater and she deserves a place where her talents will be nurtured."

The Russian sighed dramatically but relented. "Fine. We will tour Boston College. Meet with the scout. But then you are applying to some Virginia universities."

@hollanovbingo another one down!

[alex-victoires-version]

Something I wish more heated rivalry fans were aware of is pre season games. More importantly, that Ottawa and Montreal play each other for the pre season. Which means the first Ottawa vs Montreal game after Shane signs with the centaurs is a game that will have zero consequences and will not affect their playoff chances in the long run at all. Ilya Rozanov is spending that entire fucking game in the sin bin