Camellia's Corner 🌈

multifandom | she/her | bi/demi | Southeast Asian (Indonesia) | ADHDer | 30+ | current brainworms: 911, linkin park, mcr, good omens, atla

[depsidase]

[spacemancharisma]

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

[spacemancharisma]

THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

[lesbianeddiediass]

Imagine Eddie finally realizing he's in love with Buck and keeps trying to ask Buck out, but he's too nervous to fully say "hey, you wanna go on a date?" And he keeps fumbling over his words so he and Buck keep going on really nice dinner dates. Buck keeps trying to convince himself that this is not a date each time, even though it really feels like one & Eddie is wearing is date cologne, (but Eddie never mentioned the word date, only dinner, and besides, he's straight) and at the end of each night, there's a bit of tension that's palpable in the air. Buck breaks it by saying "night, bro" emphasizing the last word, and tries to ignore the way Eddie cringes each time. The cycle continues for idk, maybe 3 or 4 weeks before Eddie finally breaks at the way he constantly says bro each time they're about to kiss at Buck's doorstep, and finally admits that he's in love with Buck and kisses him, because Eddie knows Buck has been flicking between his lips and eyes at each "bro" said. It takes a minute for Buck to get the memo, but when he does, everything about the kiss feels right. It's another few minutes before they break apart. And then when they break apart, Buck looks so in aw that Eddie has no choice other than to laugh & smile before asking him out on a proper date, and Buck stumbles his response but eventually says yes with enthusiasm, and that's how we get buddie canon. Yay.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[frustrationinexcelsis]

[depsidase]

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[bleekay]

[worst-roommates-ever]

i think americans should have to put a banner above their post that says U.S. CENTRIC ADVICE/INFORMATION. i think political posts should clarify that they are giving protest/societal/class information relevant only to the USA i think i would like to stop getting halfway through a post with really good information and then realising it is not widespread advice and is only applicable in the united states of america

[worst-roommates-ever]

for the love of GOD can we PLEASE stop treating us-centric advice as applicable to the whole entire world. Please. beyond anything else, i do not think you guys understand how difficult it makes it for young people to interact with and learn information relevant to them.

at a certain point, treating us-american advice as universally applicable borders on misinformation. i am not saying that it is done maliciously, but it is dangerous at worst. i do not want younger people going around assuming that certain laws do/do not apply to them and getting in trouble because of it. i worry about what 'fundamental/constitutional/labour rights' are only legally defensible in the USA. i worry about kids who do not know yet to wonder where the advice is for, and take it as fact because a post that reads "EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS" begins with "EVERYONE".

[worst-roommates-ever]

okay yes all the tags are very very good points but i would like to point out the main reason i made this post, which is that

if you are non-american then it can be dangerous to hold beliefs about your rights that are only applicable in the US.

i am australian and i have seen young australians have completely us-american perceptions on the rights they hold (or do not hold) in regards to protest, police officers, self-defense, medical care, higher education, debt, and legal proceedings. i am not talking about "boooo americans" i am talking about the genuine danger it might present to have us-centric assumptions in high-stakes situations

(please do not chalk this up to 'if you don't do research then you are stupid'. i made this post with young people in mind. that being said i am willing to bet it also applies to others, ie those who are newer to non-local internet, older folks, or those escaping high-control environments.)

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife]

Drinking soda is better than drinking nothing all day. Eating ice cream for dinner is better than eating nothing for dinner. Eating salsa is better than having no produce in your diet at all.

Water is way more hydrating than soda, but soda is more hydrating than nothing. A balanced meal is way more nutritious than ice cream, but ice cream is more nutritious than nothing.

Something is better than nothing. Some hydration is better than no hydration. Some nutrients are better than no nutrients. Some produce is better than no produce.

Don't let societally imposed food guilt trick you into believing that nothing is a better choice. Nourishing your body, however you can, is always the better choice. Fed is best. Always.

[anarchistmemedistro]

food has no moral value. being fed does.

[thememedaddy]

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[forgivenessissupposedtobeearned]

can you imagine if surgeons were like "well we tried wearing gloves while doing surgery for two years and it worked really well, like people stopped dying all the time.... but, I'm going to stop because I don't feel like it"

[loveridden1999]

i hope something good happens to me. i hope something good happens to you too. i hope something good happens to all of us soon

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[dogpuppy]

[madcaker]

[thememedaddy]