wowsers

22. weepy

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[qjaiden]

No one can replace me im irreplaceable like Some organs

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[commodore64]

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[cheeso]

The problem with tumblr

i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx

[ask-vonbelfry]

… wat

[cheeso]

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

[importantcatpics]

[teathattast]

[sanacibo]

oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

[sanacibo]

[ID: Photos of an oxidized copper plate, an oxidized copper pipe, and oxidized pennies. End ID]

hello gorgeous do you come here often

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[smokeys-house]

sports car guys are so funny to me like hi yes I would like to spend a quarter million dollars on this vehicle that goes really fast so that I can go 35mph on the same street as everyone else. also can we make it so I can only have 1 other person with me at any given time and no room for groceries? can I also make sure even routine maintenance also costs more sweet thank you thats always been my dream

[wirelessmousegirl]

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[dogpuppy]

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[dogpuppy]