CanadianDeadCrow

PPPPHHHHHTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTHHHHHHHH!!!!!!:P

[collide--withthe--sky]

[legobatjoker]

kung pow penis all u want. no one has ever got their post repeatedly fucked as much as that person who called celebrating fictional birthdays annoying

[valleydean]

sometimes i think about the night destiel went canon and how everyone on the internet, whether they were in the fandom or not, just went down the line shaking hands like good game good game. that's the closest we'll ever get to world peace

[corvigae]

(via @moonshynecybin)

[catasters]

[chleopetras]

[naamahdarling]

You laugh while he's STARVING! 😭

[sleepy-bebby]

[brucebocchi]

this is a very relatable meme but i cannot stress enough that if you haven’t watched the good place you’re going to be very surprised to learn what words are being replaced here

[gameboi-glitchedskies-deactivat]

I’m sorry,

what.

[amazoogle]

"x is back in style. y is so last season. i wouldn't be caught dead wearing z with α after labor day!" i have literally no idea what you are talking about. i just wear normal clothes and i'm fine

[tmbgareok]

[cat-potatoes-deactivated20470604]

I know I’ve already reblogged this but I absolutely love this old timey adhd info graphic

[memewhore]

[1eos]

why do i want to quit every job i start lmao

[mari-animates]

Hot girls shouldn't work

[1eos]

tea...... what im doing is sick nd unnatural

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[short-wooloo]

@ashelyskies

[ruinedchildhood]

[homunculus-argument]

You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?

Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.

[patrickdiomedes]

boy, I dunno what I expected after the first paragraph, but it wasn't what I got

[my-darling-boy]

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

[queenofthewasteland]

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him

[adigitaldiarybyme]

SHOW TO FIGHT POLICE ROBOT DOGS

Remember this for the revolution pls. Test will be next week

[awed-frog]

Top: dozens of people protest against safety measures in Nevada. Bottom: teacher who was told he couldn’t work from home sets up his laptop in the school’s garden because he doesn’t want to risk his pregnant wife’s health.

[awed-frog]

“a person”

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]