Greetings!

Working on the theme, give it a while.

[memewhore]

[theholypopefish-blog-deactivate]

beware the ides of march

[apriki]

[ledamemangociana]

happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE

[eighttwotwopointthreethree]

finals encouragement from everyone’s favourite conspirator

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ghdos-blog]

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

[gayzula]

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

[thegayduck-deactivated20140503]

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

[speedlimit15]

[hermion3rd]

C’MON Y’ALL

[wibblywobblytimeywimeygirl]

Guys, this is why people think we’re a cult

[runestele]

that won’t stop me from doing this

[intrudaimpala-deactivated201406]

someone remind me!

[misha-the-antichrist]

Overlord has spoken, we are a cult. Just accept it. 

[goghcore]

we’re a cult

[thinly-deactivated20200907]

Nineteen things I’ve learned before I turned nineteen. 1. Always carry $5 and a lighter with you (even if you don’t smoke). 2. Ask every person you meet how their day is going. Genuinely ask with the soul intention of learning how their day is. Ask the coffee shop employee. Ask the person next to you in line at Walmart. Ask your distant friend. Ask everyone. 3. Take many photos of yourself. Take photos of yourself when you’re happy. Take photos of yourself when you’re sad. Take photos of yourself because there are millions of trees in the world, and we all look at the same sky, but there is only one of you. 4. Stay in contact with your parents. Try not to hate them. They are the reason you have the ability to feel anything at all. Try not to hate your parents. 5. Opening your skin will not set your demons free. Open your heart. Open your mind. Open your hands. 6. Nobody knows anybody completely. That’s okay. 7. Be gentle, but be aggressive. Take a stand. Nobody hears your voice if you stay silent. 8. Respect everybody. We are all humans trying to survive. We all deserve respect. 9. Wearing black will ALWAYS make you feel better about yourself. 10. Always give tips, whether it be a couple extra dollars or a piece of mind. You never know how much you could be helping someone. 11. Change is the only thing consistent in life. Do not allow that bother you. Embrace chance and move with life, whichever direction it chooses to take you. 12. Smile often. Smile at strangers. Smile at your friends. Smile when nobody is looking and you’re alone in your bedroom. Smile when somebody is rambling to you. 13. Body image means nothing. Your body is merely just a seatbelt in the car. Your body is here to protect you. You choose the direction you go, and your body will not hold you back. Only you can hold yourself back. 14. Don’t hold grudges. Don’t allow yourself to hate anybody. Forgive them. Learn to love them for the person you never got to see them to be. Believe that a beautiful human exists in that person. Wish them well. 15. Drink orange juice. Lot’s of it. 16. Don’t allow the opinions of others to choose your destiny. We are all simply trying to live our own life. 17. Sing all the time. Sing off key. Sing in a silly voice. Sing like you’re on stage. Sing no matter who is around. Singing is breathing for the soul. Sing. 18. Take time to think. Write your feelings down. Write letters to the people you love. Texting is overrated and not as heartfelt as a nice handwritten letter. 19. Live for yourself. Breathe for yourself. Do everything in your life for nobody but you. This is your life. This is it.

Katey Chrest  (via rawflume)

[lars-archive-blog]

Imagine Yao keeping Alfred preoccupied with Chinese finger traps

[r2--d2]

Better Than A Lava Lamp

[huggingthehorse-blog]

[suicunesrider]

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

[scribblemynizzle]

parenting 101 starring the Roman Empire last image inspired by this

[canadianontheinside]

America: Please

Germany: No

America: Please

Germany: No

America: Please

Germany: No

America: Dude come on please

Germany: N O

America: *extreme frown* Japan said you did it for him....

Germany:

America:

Germany:

America:

Germany: *sigh*

Germany: *ahem*

Germany: .....

Germany: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER!!!

America: Do it again do it again do it again do it again!!!!

Germany: How are we even friends??

[theresecarols]

Reminder that Castiel is a powerful, multi-dimensional wave of celestial intent the size of the Chrysler building that can end lives and tear down worlds with a flick of his wrist…

and all it takes to give him pause is one touch from Dean.

[aphony-cree]

and Crowley knows it

[dunotaquillianmist-deactivated2]

What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone's land or money.

[magicallybitchless]

[ringingofraevolution]

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

[simonjadis]

I love that they chose one alien asking about immaculate conception

as a great opportunity to remind us that the other alien in the room

is a huge star wars nerd