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Can someone please explain to me how when I get diagnosed with Anxiety while pregnant, putting mine and my baby's health at risk due to stress, my other thinks it can be fixed with extra social time, yoga and "getting over it" but when she has anxiety as a side effect from some steroids she has to take I have to be patient and understanding with her.

gwystyl

Y'all can gush about m night shyamalan all you want but the biggest plot twist I’ve ever witnessed is Ben stiller releasing some crusty mummy from a sarcophagus and it ending up being the fine ass Rami Malek

pfannkuchendammerung

fuckyeah-nerdery

No, the biggest plot twist was that they actually cast an Egyptian to play an Egyptian character.

voidix

I will reblog this every time i see it

sybilius

Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’

queen-of-the-merry-men

fullmetel

ed’s my fave fma character because he’s technically genius in canon…actually insanely smart…and yet his dumbass energy is off the CHARTS. have you ever seen a boy more stupid

fmanime

god lucie im begging PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR TAGS……………

ruinedchildhood

Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander

That moment when a webcomics triggers you and you start crying uncontrollably.

Can we all just talk about the book series "Vampire Kisses" for a minute?

That was the shit and made me realize I was goth (I wasn't allowed to wear black as a kid). It had a realistic heroine who made mistakes because she was a teen and saw everything in a cynical way. Pretty sure it shaped me into who I am today.

glassescat

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

westerninfluence

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

picklesandwine

This is the Alexander Henry Pin-Up collection - and they are all fucking amazing!

banananutcraycray

OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

tardisinthetimewarp

I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.”

Unpopular opinions

1) You can't blame an entire race or gender for what certain percentage has done. And yes, that includes ALL races and religions. INCLUDING MEN, CHRISTIAN AND WHITE PEOPLE. Just because most of the people that look like them act a certain way doesn't mean they all do. We're human beings damn it.

2) NOT EVERY WHITE PERSON OWNED SLAVES

3) If you're offended, then talk it out with that person or group. Don't play the office drama game.

4) Stop being ashamed of what you were born to be. Be who you want to be so that you can enjoy your life to the fullest.

5) For the love of all that is holy stop trying to find your one true soulmate. You will have many types of soulmates in your life, some romantic, some platonic. Some people aren't meant to be with one person their whole life and that's okay.

yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

persephonesidekick

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

runecestershire

So I’m more or less being facetious here, but this is actually a thing.

Hamlet is genre savvy. Hamlet knows how Tragedies work, and he’s not going to rush in and get stabby without making absolutely certain he’s got all the facts.

Except once he thinks he has all the facts – once he’s certain that it really is the ghost of his father and Claudius really did kill him, he rushes in and stabs the wrong guy, which starts a domino line of deaths and gets Laertes embroiled in his own revenge tragedy and ultimately results in the deaths of nearly every character other than Horatio.

That’s the irony and the tragedy of the story. Hamlet knows his tropes and actively tries to avoid them, and the tropes get him anyway. It’s inevitable, the tropes are hungry.

motherfuckingshakespeare

I want a sticker that says the tropes are hungry so I can put it on my laptop

daimonie

i met a scholar once who said that tragedies aren’t about a silly “flaw” or anything, it’s about having a hero who’s just in the wrong goddamn story

if hamlet swapped places with othello he wouldn’t be duped by any of iago’s shit, he’d sit down & have a good think & actually examine the facts before taking action. meanwhile in denmark, othello would have killed claudius before act 2 could even start. but instead nope, they’re both in situations where their greatest strengths are totally useless and now we’ve got all these bodies to bury.

whopooh

The tropes are hungry and the hero is in the wrong goddamn story.

I love this post.

haunted-hideaway

Feels

vr-trakowski

I believe the artist is Katy Doughty.

modmad

Here’s a link to Katy’s tumblr!

hopepunkdave

I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information

sanattafrank

sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptable

oopseydazey

“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?” “yeah” “whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

oopseydazey

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there’s at least ten people in the room and we’re all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who’s staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he’s almost out of paint. he is crying.

askfordoodles

#this ain’t some avant-garde titanic poly romance it’s a bunch of individual sinking ships and one uncaring human-shaped ice burg

branch-and-root

The ice burg being frozen solid because there are NEVER ENOUGH SPACE HEATERS.

afishtrap

I was an artist’s model in uni since it paid better than any other student work position. Did a life drawing class one semester, despite it being an unheated old building in the winter evenings, because the instructor was a decent fellow who always had extra space heaters. So there I am one evening, exhausted from my team’s afternoon practice, but I’m in a comfortable position on a padded stool, ready to hold the position for like fifteen minutes. Space heaters all around me, spotlights on me to get shadows in interesting places.

Beyond the red glow of the heaters and the hot-white of the spotlights, the massive drafty room is dark and quiet, broken only by the instructor’s whispers and the scratch of charcoal on paper. Me, I’m just dozing, ‘cause my ancient dorm was heated with creaky old steampipes that never really got warm, and with the new extra-powered space heater alongside the others, that night was the warmest I’d been in a month. I dozed, basking in the glorious warmth.

And then I fell asleep.

And then I fell off the stool.

I woke up rather abruptly on the cold wooden platform, and looked up to see an entire ring of terrified and worried faces around me. Everyone had their hands up, ready to help me up, except no one had touched me. Naked chick laid out face-down on the floor, and all the men and women were suddenly acutely aware they couldn’t just grab a half-asleep dazed naked chick.

Fortunately someone had the bright idea to tear the sheet down from the backdrop, lay it over me as a wrap, and then everyone was quick to help me up.

After that, the instructor and students got used to taking turns talking to me, just to make sure I wasn’t dozing off. Which was weird, at first, because I’d done two semesters just being a silent prop, and now I was interacting. It gave the class a vibe completely unlike any other I’d modeled for, and it ended up one of my favorite modeling experiences.

postscript: months later, walking on campus with someone who’d eventually become my spouse, we passed some guys on the main path. One of them stopped, peered at me, and then said hello, excitedly, saying, “sorry, I didn’t recognize you, I’ve never seen you with your clothes on!”

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

This is honestly so delightful and accurate

mjalti

emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..

Things I realize an almost 24 year old.

1) NOW I want a career. Not when I get out of high school. Now that I have a firm job with good pay and good hours I do in fact want to go to college. Too bad my mom made me go when I was 18 with threat of making me homeless and now my GPA is in the toilet.

2) I want a house. A place that I can come home to and decorate how I want every day of every year.

3) To eat better and work out. The eating junk food phase is over.

So no, don't let that's guidance counselor or family member pressure you into something you aren't ready for. You'll come to it in your own time, and if that time is never that's fine too. You do you, babe, and don't let anyone else tell you how to.

Back to normal hair color, considering cutting it into a pixie cut again. Thoughts? https://www.instagram.com/p/BqTJB-5D8Zm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lt3jigolionv