The Non-Adventures Of Whatever

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[socpens]

me when i find out a game has object physics

[jaubaius]

It belongs in a museum,I think

[su-whisterfield]

This is utterly fabulous!

[c-bassmeow]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”.

[addigni]

Because saying “fuck it” includes the total acceptance of failure as the outcome, meanwhile “you can do this” focuses only on the hopes of a successful outcome and the lack of acknowledgement of the equally probable failure outcome induces a certain level of unspoken anxiety

[thequantumqueer]

“…the Way of the Warrior is resolute acceptance of death.”

–Miyamoto Musashi, “The Book of Five Rings”

[valtsv]

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

[sbnkalny]

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

[toasthaste]

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.

[nuka-rockit]

are you saying. theyre eggs

[classicmeevs]

most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes 

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

why

[classicmeevs]

Nowhere to grab a bite to eat

[memewhore]

[daisysactuallyjewish]

A mood

[jugandbettsdetectiveagency]

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

[anextrapart]

[missharleenfquinzel]

(I’m sure this has been done before but…)

[xking-of-gothamx]

Ok but can someone make a Joker one 😂😂

[missharleenfquinzel]

[sesh]

[buddhabrand]

this video emits so much positive energy

[malzeick-deactivated20221030]

When the bard rolls a 20

[thefilmychild]

[nightinngales]

somebody: i changed urls–

me, who hasn’t been able to recognize anyone on my dash for years:

[lesbianrey]

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

[meattunic-deactivated20171126]

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

[lazytechsupport]

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

[blue-paladin-red-lion-deactivat]

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

[4setsofcorsets]

CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories

Tolkien: what do you mean

CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees.  are trees that important

Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.

~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~

[tcfkag]

@urulokid

[jordisstigander]

CS Lewis: Not more trees.

Tolkien: This one’s based on you.

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.

[bob-belcher]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti 

[tombstonettromboners]

Not including the legend himself:

[sopranokirstin]